Exit interview with Obi-wan and Yoda

Where did it all go wrong for you?

Obiwan: Well Adam I think our communication as a team could have been a little better and that sort of caused us to fall behind. "Mhm... Is true" says Yoda "that and the fact that Obi-wan is a bumbling and clumsy ass-jack off our game it did throw."

Would you like another chance to do the race?

Yoda: Again do the race, we would love. Obi-wan "Yes Master Yoda is correct. We would love a second chance to do the race again Adam for the force was not strong with us this time around."

What will you do now the race is over?

Yoda: Beat Obi-wan for a chance at the next race."

Obi-wan pulls Yoda's robe up over his head hooking it round his big ears and takes off running yelling: " Last one to the elimination station Is a stinky Jabba fart! "