First up is the roadblock. In this Roadblock, that team member had to go through a traditional gaucho challenge. The team member must ride a horse consisting of barrel racing and then using a stick, spearing a ring at the end of the course in less than 40 seconds. Once successful, teams would receive their next clue.
Team members doing the roadblock:
Scooby: Shaggy refuses to do this roadblock."Scooby ol buddy ol pal you can take this one." Scooby comes out in a vest and cowboy hat. When he gets on the horse Shaggy says "looking good Ol buddy, I'm glad you took this challenge cause... I'm scared of horses....' Scooby says "Ruh?"
Then Shaggy spurs the horse and Scooby's off and flying.As Scooby gets to the end of the course Shaggy starts yelling: "Bits and bites Scoobs, just like bits and bites, stick the pretzel through the cheerio.Scooby: "Rits and rites rits and rites! Rokay Raggy mmmm..."
A headless horseman appears behind Shaggy. Shaggy turns around and starts yelling. "Faster Scoob, faster ol'buddy ol'pal as he runs away from the headless horseman. Scooby gets annoyed and tries to hit Shaggy on the head with the stick but misses and hits the headless horseman, revealing Richard Hatch!Richard Hatch shouts something about you meddling kids before galloping away but he'll be back !
E.T Well-adjusted to bicycles he decides to take on the challenge.He has a little trouble at first when he tries to pedal the horse. ET gets the end of his stick to glow and makes the ring fly up and on to the end of the stick.E.T says "E.T goood," while Alf claps from the sideline.
Jigsaw: Jigsaw is good at games so takes on this one. Jigsaw does very well riding around like a knight on a horse, sharpening his stick he throws it through one of the rings spearing it.
Piggy: Piggy does this one. Kermit helps Miss Piggy onto the horse and makes a comment "Miss Piggy maybe you shouldn't eat so many bonbons!""hii-yah" says Piggy side-kicking Kermit. She goes to spear her ring and Jigsaw throws his pointy stick parting Miss Piggy's hair and threatening her saying "don't get too close you might end up pig on a spit."
Statler: They see Kermit go flying as Statler gets up on the horse.
"What as that?"
"I think it was the host of the muppet show?"
"Does that mean the show will be cancelled?"
"Not likely."
"Aw, that's too bad. Dohohohohooho. "
Susan: She has to climb up on a genetically enhanced horse. Instead of a ring she has to use a flagpole and some truck tyres. Bob tells her to "Tread lightly"
Mark: E.T is leaving the roadblock as Mark gets there. Mark compliments him on his bike riding skills on a horse then goes to get on his own horse. He gets the ring on his second try. Roger maks a comment about him being a better marksman than that! Mark "Shut up Roger. "
Simba: At the sight of two lions coming towards them, the horse runs away. Simba does the course himself.
Optimus: Optimus makes Bumblebee turn into a mechanical horse for him and goes around the course. Bumblebee plays "Save a horse, ride a cowboy."
Yoda: Obi tries to help him up on the horse but accidentally flips him onto the other side. As Yoda is falling he yells "Not again, Obi you assjack!"Yoda does the course swinging his stick like a lightsaber.
DETOUR
Shipwreck
Bumblebee and Optimus
Scooby and Shaggy
Mark and Roger
Statler and Waldorf
Yoda and Obi-wan
Island
Alf and E.T
Bob and Susan
Hannibal and Jigsaw
Kermit and Miss Piggy
Simba and Nala
SHIPWRECK
Highlights
*Optimus turns into a giant submarine and Bumblebee rolls on playing splish splash I was taking a bath.
*Statler and Waldorf are the first team to find the ship. They are so ecstatic that the sound of Dohohohohoho can be heard over the water drowning out the sounds of Yellow Submarine that are bubbling up from the autobot's sub.
Lowlights
*Yoda and Obi-Wan paddle their boat around looking for the shipwreck. Yoda tells Obi-wan to look over the side and see if that it is there. Obi-wan says he can't see it. Yoda says: More carefully look Obi-wan.As Obi-wan is leaning way out over the edge of the boat Yoda takes his paddle and whacks Obi-wan in the ass sending him flipping out of the boat saying: "Them apples how do you like Obi-wan.A bitch is pay back. In the water you are now so better it will be for you to find the wreck. Hurry before the old guys beat us."
Mark starts singing as Yoda beats Obi "Will I lose my dignity? " to which Roger answers "No one careeeees" Mark: I'm glad you feel that way Roger cause I think swimming will help us find that wreck faster too. And with that Mark tosses Roger in after Obi-wan.
Quotes
Waldorf: Hey Statler, this reminds me of the time we took you to that singles bar.
Statler: Oh, why's that?
Waldorf: Cause we're trying to help you find an old rec again. dohohohohohoho.
Shaggy says "Like zoinks, Scoob like wet dog smells really bad."
Raggy? "Ru rell roo Rike Rag rarpet reheee heee heee hee."
Shaggy: "Hey Ol buddy this reminds me of the time we solved the case of the ghost of the misty Mariner."
ISLAND
Highlights
*Simba and Nala use their excellent tracking skills to hunt down the whereabouts of the island.
*Susans height gives her a birds eye view fo the area again helping her and Bob to quickly find the Island.
*Bob and Susan turn around to help Alf and E.T forming the first race alliance!
Lowlights
*Jigsaw is a mastermind and hacks into google maps on his watch. Hannibal and Jigsaw are so focused on studying their map they don't notice Miss Piggy who flies past on a unicycle snatching their map away from them as payback from having her hair parted by a pointy pointy pointy pointy pointy pointy pointy... (Damn it! Patricks song again) stick.She yells Piggy powerrrrrr!!!!
*Alf and ET both get turned around several times because the each keep turning the map in a different direction when they try to read it.They stumble to a fish and chip shop by accident thinking the map was taking them to a fish and chips shop where they could get some Turkey Sntizle because they were both starting to get hungry again. Bob and Susan are nice enough to give them a hand!
Quotes
Alf to ET: Where's the GPS on this thing?
Jigsaw: "That pilferring Pig! I'll show her what time it!!!"is pointing to his watch.
PIT STOP
Miss Piggy unicycles into to the pit stop with Kermit over her shoulders in a fireman's carry and a map in each hand one hers and Kermits the other belongs to Hannibal and Jigsaw. "Kermit and Miss Piggy, " says Adam, "You're team #1. As the winners of this leg of the race you have won a gourmet restaurant voucher, and a new wardrobe courtesy of Pigs'r'us"Miss Piggy is so excited she accidentally drops Kermit "Oops Kermy are you OK."
2nd to arrive is Bumblebee and Optimus. On hearing they are in 2nd Bumblebee plays the famous Martin Luther King speech, I have a dream! followed by a clip of people clapping and cheering then We are the Champions. Adam asks him if he will ever be on the X factor? Optimus says join us for that next season but for now we've got a race to win! Bullyah!
In 3rd place come Statler and Waldorf. Statler and Waldorf to Adam: "Hey Adam you remind us of a vintage Cheddar cheese."
Adam: Why's that?
Statler and Waldorf: Cuase you've got good taste.
Adam: Why thank you boys
Statler and Waldorf: And a bad smell. Dohohohohohoho.
In 4th place comes Shaggy and Scooby. "Scooby and Shaggy, " says Adam, "you're Team #4!" "Rikes, " says Scooby. "Like we really got to do better ol'buddy ol'pal, " says Shaggy "We still haven't found the Chile they promised us." "Right, " says Scooby "rot ro rind the rot rilli"
Next to arrive is Simba and Nala. They feel good to be in 5th. At the pit stop there is a horse but when the lions see it they turn and run away. The laws in Adam's jungle work a bit different.
In 6th is Bob and Susan who used Susan's giant powers to reach the pit stop in no time.
The 7th team to arrive is Alf and E.T having found the island(not to mention the fish and chip shop) "Alf and E.T you're team #7 and that means you are still in the race!"
8th to arrive is Mark and Roger, Roger coming in looking drenched. "You really do get the short end of the stick, " says Adam. "Shut up, " says Roger "You'll see boy, the throwing of a Mark into a poool that helps us shut him up and not get laiddd...."
Adam is holding a fan and turning to the camera says to the TV audience "Somethings gonna hit this when our 9th team comes in." He hides the fan behind his back as Hannibal and Jigsaw arrive. Hannibal and Jigsaw who vow to get that pig and frog on their barbeque if it's the last thing they ever do.
Last to arrive is Yoda and Obi. On hearing they are the last team to arrive and have been eliminated the camera goes black. All you can hear is the shouts of "Who's your daddy Obi-wan who's your daddy?" and thumping.
Obi-wan: Ow Ow my backsides becoming the dark side stop that Master Yoda.
A message appears on the screen "We at Amazing Race Contest Blog do not condone jedi violence. We do however find it hilarious."
A shot of Yoda beating Obi.
Then nothing as the camera is hit.
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