Adam
Adam swang the lasso over his head accidently snagging Bill's hat. which flew through the air landing on top of the target and helping Adam to pull it in.
Billy ray: Says to Miley watch how your pappa use to do this as a kid. Yee haa! Unfortunately he ends up getting the lasso caught in his own mullet giving himself a very fancy looking pony tail . From behind he looks like he is a third my little pony.
AppleJack Struggles because teams keep lassoing her instead of the horse they are supposed to which holds up her and Big Mac. .Sick of her team being roped by other teams Applejack decides to get the assistance of her horse buddies to cause a diversion on the Adam and Bill team, causing a rift between the two teams.
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Beastly
Beastly tries to do the road block but has some trouble because he is hopping around on one foot So every time he throws the lasso he tips over to one side.
Rocky
Rocky takes the challenge while Frank sings encouragement to him: It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right, Twirl the lasso over your head and bring the target in tight.
Mini Me
Mini Me takes the challenge but has trouble at first as the target is higher than he is. Dr. Evil yells someone throw him a fricken bone! Then Mini me gets an idea and blimbs up Dr. Evil standing on his head and snares the target. Dr. Evils says: That's using my head mini me.
Ghost nappa
Nappa lassos the target without a problem. Ghost nappa says: Hey Vegeta, you can call me a space cowboy or you can call me a gangster of love. Vejeta says: Nappa I'm just gonna call you Morrees now let's get to the detour you big lug.
MJ
MJ is about to do the challenge but first he does a back spin and magically appears in a sharif's costume. Someone comments that he looks like Woody from Toys story. MJ pulls out one of his gun from its holster. It is a water gun so he squirts them.
Po
Po keeps missing the target he aim is not so good. Shifu gets an idea though. He skillfuly disarms MJ with a move that he got from Jackie Chan in Rush hour 2. then filling the squirt gun with chocolate sauce, he squirts the target. Poe instantly snags it dragging it in and licking it clean. Shifu smacks Po with a chopstick reminding him that he has no idea where that target has been.
Gru
Seeing as everyone else used guns and they used to promote violence, Gru pulls out Vector's shrink ray and accidentally fires it at the target, causing it to be smaller which gives him even more trouble with the roadblock.
Bella
Bella ends up snagging her target by pretending that it's Jacob as he hates Edward's washboard of a chest.
Next up is a Detour.In the Detour, teams chose between Horse Sense and Horse Power. In Horse Sense, teams were given a set of directions by a gunslinger and, using only a stationary compass as a navigational aid, had to find a bag of loot buried in a field. They then had to deliver the bag to the lead bandit, and if the markings on their bag matched the coordinates given to them, he would give the team coin with the name of the Pit Stop location on it as their next clue.
Horse Sense highlights:
MJ and Whitney: Whitney puts on s sweet southern accent and charms the gun slinger into giving her a clue as to where to look.
Po and Shifu: Shifu tells Po it is a bag of golden dumplings that they are looking for and Po digs up the bag like an ogre in just a few seconds. He also chips a tooth trying to eat the lead spitting it out and hitting Shifu in the forehead with it.
Low lights:
Beastly and No heart: No heart keeps zapping Beastly in the butt with a tazer to get him to dig faster.
Nappa and Vegeta: Vegeta also gets some help from the gun slinger when he pulls out a bigger gun and blasts a hole through the gun slingers hat. Nappa unfortunately loses the coin trying to do a magic trick where he pulls a coin out from Vejeta's ear. They suffer a temporary set back as Nappa chases after the rolling coin.
Bella and Edward also get held up. They were sparkling a little to brightly while they were digging. someone yells prarry fire! and people started throwing water and dirt on Bella and Edward to try and put them out.
quotes:
Quotes
Nappa and Vegeta: Vegeta to the gun slinger, "That's not a gun... This is a Gun! He blasts a cactus with it launching it 20 feet in to the air and turning it into black ash.
Whtney sings: "Thank God you're a country boy"
Po: "Did you say Dumplings Master?"
In this detour, teams had to enter a polo field and, using a wooden practice horse, had to get a goal within 9 strokes and received thetrophy with the name of the Pit Stop location on its base as their next clue.
Horse Power Highlights:
Apple Jack and Big Mac rear up on their back hooves and clap their front hooves together causing sparks to fly. Then Big Mac jumps on one of the wooden Polo Ponies crushing it flat. swinging the polo mallet with his teeth he gets a perfect score. Eeeyup!
Low lights:
Frankenfurter has trouble getting on the polo ponies because he is in a dress and heels but once on the pony he has no trouble swinging his mallet..
Dr. Evil gets some help from Minime who cups his hands and tries to give Dr. Evil a boost on to the horse but totally throws him right over the other side. The second time around Dr. Evil tries getting on himself and has no problem. He then starts firing his pollo balls with deadly accuracy at Gru and Vector, knocking them off their pony every time them attempted to get on it. The entire time yelling Marco! Polo!
Quotes:
Apple Jack and Big Mac: Wonder Pony Powers... Activate!!!
Gru and Vector: "owwww"
Dr. Evil: "Mini me!!!" As he's flying over the poloo Pony, "What are you a fricken jack in the box"
I have left you and I out of this so that you could choose which leg of the detour you wanted to do.
PIT STOP
The first team to arrive is Po and Shifu. Ernie goes into give Po a close shave but Po bumps him,sending the razor flying which shaves off all of Bert's hair. Ernie says "Po and Shifu, you're team number #1!As the winners of this leg of the race you have won Mandarin All you can eat chinese buffets for the year.
Hot on the heels of Po and Shifu is Adam and Bill, narrowly missing a close shave. "Adam and Bill you are team number two"
Team number 3 is MJ and Whitney. Ernie moonwalks alongside them as they come into the pit stop.
Team number 4 is Dr Evil and Minime. Dr Evil rubs Bert's bald head for good luck in the next leg.
Team number 5 is Miley and Billy Ray.
Team number 6 is Rocky and Frankenfurter, who tries to grab Miley to get ahead of her. Ernie sings "you're a hot dog, and you better not try to hurt her. Frankfurter."
Team number 7 is Ghost Nappa and Vegeta. Nappa says "we better do better in the next leg because otherwise I'm coming back as a producer."
Team number 8 is Beastly and No Heart. No heart and Beastly enter as a tornado, knocking over the pit stop.
Team number 9 is Gru and Vector. Vector dances.
Team number 10 is Applejack and Big Mac. "Applejack and Big Mac, "says Bert, "you're still in the race!" Big Mac"Eeeeeyup!"
The last team to arrive is Bella and Edward. Bella and Edward says Ernie "we're sorry to tell you but you're team number 11 and that means your sparkle on the amazing race has gone out."
PIT STOP
The first team to arrive is Po and Shifu. Ernie goes into give Po a close shave but Po bumps him,sending the razor flying which shaves off all of Bert's hair. Ernie says "Po and Shifu, you're team number #1!As the winners of this leg of the race you have won Mandarin All you can eat chinese buffets for the year.
Hot on the heels of Po and Shifu is Adam and Bill, narrowly missing a close shave. "Adam and Bill you are team number two"
Team number 3 is MJ and Whitney. Ernie moonwalks alongside them as they come into the pit stop.
Team number 4 is Dr Evil and Minime. Dr Evil rubs Bert's bald head for good luck in the next leg.
Team number 5 is Miley and Billy Ray.
Team number 6 is Rocky and Frankenfurter, who tries to grab Miley to get ahead of her. Ernie sings "you're a hot dog, and you better not try to hurt her. Frankfurter."
Team number 7 is Ghost Nappa and Vegeta. Nappa says "we better do better in the next leg because otherwise I'm coming back as a producer."
Team number 8 is Beastly and No Heart. No heart and Beastly enter as a tornado, knocking over the pit stop.
Team number 9 is Gru and Vector. Vector dances.
Team number 10 is Applejack and Big Mac. "Applejack and Big Mac, "says Bert, "you're still in the race!" Big Mac"Eeeeeyup!"
The last team to arrive is Bella and Edward. Bella and Edward says Ernie "we're sorry to tell you but you're team number 11 and that means your sparkle on the amazing race has gone out."
