Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Elimination Station: Yoda and Obi-wan arrive

Yoda and Obi-wan arrive. Spongebob meets them at the dorr and offers them both a crabby patty."Yoda is a jabba fart, yoda is a jabba fart," Obi-wan sings, having beat Yoda to the door.Then Patrick comes along and asks: "Are you really a Jabba fart?" Yoda say no.Patrick "Well are you a yoshi?"
"Yes Patrick, " says Yoda, "I'm a green fucking dinosaur."
Patrick: "Oooo wweeeee cooool can I ride you?"
Squidward starts up another song on his clarinet and this sends Yoda over the edge
Yoda: "No more of this I can take."
Yoda heads for the first door he sees and lets Smithers out of the closet going in after him.The closet gives a reading "100000% jedi master, 500% Yoshi and 100% green.

Squidward and Plankton and Mr Burns and Smithers want Hannibal and Jigsaw to win. Spongebob and Patrick want Bob and Susan to win. And Yoda and Obi-wan want Alf and E.T to win.

Nobody cares who loses as they are too busy eating penne al'aribiata thanks to the deathstar canteen.

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