Teams doing Carry it
Bob and Susan
Bumblebee and Optimus
Simba and Nala
Statler and Waldorf
Teams doing Milk it
Alf and E.T
Mark and Roger
Scooby and Shaggy
CARRY IT
Highlights
*Statler and Waldorf form an alliance with Simba and Nala and work together to complete this detour. They ride Simba and Nala while holding the items on their heads.
Lowlights
*Susan grabs Bob and wedges Bob between her head and the items she needs to carry for cushioning. Then an exciting footrace between Susan and the autobots begins. Bumblebee plays Life is a highway. Susan and Optimus start trash talking each other. While trashtalking the two don't notice a sharp bend in the road and end up going offroad and into a ditch. Susan takes a flip dropping both Bob and her items. The items go one way while Bob bounces and rolls the other. Optimus also goes down, losing his items and getting one of his wheels caught in the ditch. The lions and the old guys take the chance to move ahead.
Quotes
TRASH TALK between Susan and Optimus: Optimus honks his horn and says "hey lady move that honky tonk badonky donk outta my way. " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVguvNE7qc&ob=av3e
Susan says "Hey tin man, you're just spinning your wheels you can eat my dust."
Bob sees Mark from the high vantage point, milking a goat and starts crying "I think he's cheating on me"
MILK IT
Highlights
* Mark and Roger get off to a bumpy start trying to catch their goats first since they keep moving around. Poor Mark goes down with a goat kick to the crotch. Roger says "No you've got to be gentle to the goat, try tickling it or being nice to it. " They tickle the goats under their chins which calms them. DISCLAIMER: Nor Bill nor Adam condone goat violence. We do however, find it hilarious.
*E.T really likes the goats and puts his forehead against theirs, bonding with the goats.
*Lowlights
*Shaggy and Scooby get off to a good start but Shaggy can't figure out why their goats are producing such little milk until he looks over and sees that Scooby has a big milk moustache. "No,you can't drink the milk, we gotta win this race! "
Quotes
Roger "Sing to it Mark, sing to it."
Mark" Today 4 u, tomorrow for me. "
Goat" Maaaaaaaaa"
ROADBLOCK
In this Roadblock, the team member must drive across a crocodile infested river to marked paths, then they must remove the post and remove two logs in their path that have been knocked down by elephants, at the end of their path, teams would find their next clue
Team members doing the roadblock:
Waldorf: "Statler let's show them how some good old boys do it!! Yeeeehaahhhh and he starts honking his horn which scares off all the crocodiles getting him smoothly across the road. Waldorf struggles to lift the logs at the end. Waldorf "Oh I haven't moved a log since this race started I need more bran!"
Simba: Simba yells "I don't know how to drive stick." Simba is nowhere to be seen on the other side. Nala says "great that means he's driving here at 20 miles with the parking brake on." Once Simba gets across he moves the logs.
Mark: He yells at the crocodiles "You'll make a good purse one day," Bob swoons at the thought of Mark carrying around a crocodile purse but then he remembers the goat and gets angry and starts hitting on the nearest thing possible which happens to be Roger's shoe.
Bob: Susan yells at Bob to get focused. Bob has trouble driving the car because he has no legs so he uses one of his arms to accelerate, barging through the course not to mention the logs, putting him and Susan in front as he managed to grab the clue on his way past.
Alf: "I haven't driven one of these since I got into Willie's car. " Alf revs the engine and puts on a pair of flight goggles and a scarf. He hits the gas screaming "Adam this baby drives like the wind!" Alf follows Bob's cue and barges through the logs to the end of the course, grabbing the clue.
Bumblebee: Bumblebee drives across himself playing Crocodile Rock.
Shaggy: "Like zoinks Scoob like I'm really scared of crocodiles. " Shaggy makes it across, gets out to start moving the log and a giant crocodile comes up behind him(Cue JAWS music) dragging him into the underbrush. Shaggy screams. Scooby runs to the rescue and puts scooby snacks into Shaggy's screaming mouth. Lots of screaming and strange noises are heard from the bushes until Shaggy emerges with the crocodile head in his hand. Adam comes running on set "Shaggy Shaggy are you okay?" Shaggy "Yes it wasn't real. " He goes back into the bushes and drags the crocodile out by its tail to reveal...Richard Hatch in a crocodile suit. Richard Hatch says "Curses, these kids foiled me again. I wanna stop these meddling punks!" before being escorted off set by Adam.
PIT STOP
First to arrive in a giant flurry of dirt and pineapple jello is Bob and Susan. "Bob and Susan," says a dirt covered Adam. "Achoo. " Susan says "Excuse me?" "Bob and Susan, I hope you're having fun, " says Adam "cause you're team number one!! " They win a trip to a jello factory, a wardrobe from Plus Plus clothing and a ticket to Mark's concert from RENT.
Next to arrive is Shaggy and Scooby "Shaggy and Scooby Scooby do, " says Adam, "you're team number two!"Shaggy: Like zoinks scoob like i thought that crocodile had cost us the race. Scooby" Re roo. Shaggy: Hey Adam do you know where we might be able to get a bite to eat around here? All this racing makes a man-- rand a rog!-- yah a man and a dog kinda hungry. Oh never mind I think I see some pineapple jello over there. Ree Rou rater radam.Adam to the audience as Shaggy and Scooby leave to find the Pineapple jello: Wow I guess this has become the bottomless pit stop. As Shaggy and Scooby hunger for the next leg... Turkey leg that is. LOL
Next is Alf and E.T. Alf and E.T you're in the place to be, you're not first or Second but you are team number 3!!! Alf to Adam: Adam that baby drove like the wind. E.T: We have the neeeeeeed for speeeeeeeed.
In 4th is Bumblebee and Optimus. Adam: Autobots, you'll have to rev your engines a little more but your still in the race you are team number 4!Bumble Bee revs his engines and drives off playing "stayin alive stayin a live a a a a stayin a live stayin a live"When Bumblebee sees Susan he plays honky tonk badonky donk until she chases him away. She starts jumping up and down causing the ground to shake and Adam to fall over, Shaggy goes face first into some pineapple jello. It only stops when Bob goes rolling off camera and Susan has to retrieve him.
In 5th place comes Statler and Waldorf. Adam: I ain't talkin jive but Statler and Waldorf your team number 5!!!Statler to Adam" Is that the best rhyme you could come up with?"
Adam: Hey don't pick on me boys I got a 1000 rhymes in the back of my head.
Waldorf: So how come they never reach your mouth? Dohohohohoho
6th to arrive and cutting it fine is Mark and Roger. Adam: Mark and Roger you are elimination station dodgers. You were in a fix but you are still in the race as team number 6!!!
Simba and Nala arrive in 7th place. "Simba and Nala, " says Adam, "please don't holler. It's been a blast but I have to tell you, you are the team that's last. You have been eliminated.The cats growl menacingly and circle Adam. Adam: Nice kitty nice Kitty, don't kill the messenger nice kitty. They get right up to Adam close to his face and then start licking him bursting into a roaring course of Hakuna Matata. Adam runs off camera yelling Costume change, wardrobe I need a costume change and a clean up in aisle 5! Adam returns for the Exit interview wearing new pants.
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