Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Episode #7 Recap

The teams travel from India to Thailand.

DETOUR

100 barrels or 2 miles In 100 Barrels, teams had to travel to Pae Yod, choose one of 6 fishing boats, fill 47 barrels with water, and load 53 on the upper deck. In 2 Miles, teams had to transport a rickshaw (with one team member sitting in it) 2 miles (3.2 km) from Wat Phutta Mongkhon Nimit to King Rama IX Park to find the next clue. Bike pumps were provided alongside the rickshaws in the event of a flat tire.

FAST FORWARD

To get the fast forward, teams must go to the market and give 5 people a hair cut.

Ernie and Bert are going for the fast forward because they want to win a leg and they don't care whose leg it is.

Teams doing 100 barrels:

*Chewy and Han
*Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash
*Freddy and Jason

Teams doing 2 miles:

* Frodo and Sam
*Hermione and Luna
*Leonard and Sheldon

FAST FORWARD

Ernie gives his famous hair cut, shaving all the monks bald which they like but he clips so fast that he doesn't realise he has cut Bert's hair too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hou8AyxWTYw and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRMZkEoBbuQ

Ernie and Bert head to the pit stop.

100 barrels

Highlights:

*Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash do well because Fluttershy imagines that she is feeding a herd of camels.

Lowlights:
*Chewy falls in the water and smells like wet wookie.

Quotes:
Freddy and Jason: 'What's in these barrels? A dead body?'
Jason: Aww if there is, you got the lucky barrel.

Han: Oh man Chewy and I thought wet dog was bad.

2 miles

Highlights
*Leonard and Sheldon get off to a strong start.
*Hermione and Luna get off to a strong start.
*The hobbits have hard time keeping up because of their short legs and have to do double the distance because they take two steps for ever one of the humans but are determined to finish the race leg.
* Luna and Herminone turn around to help the hobbits but keep making Hanz and Franz Jokes about how they are there to "pump you up"!

Lowlights

*The hobbits get a flat tire.
*Leonard and Sheldon:Shelden rides in the rickshaw and takes out a whip to smack Leonard in the butt with, explaining how it is a tactical necessity and he calculated it would motivate Leonard to move. Leonard and Sheldon argue.Leonard, tired of being whipped by Sheldon sits crosslegged on the ground and meditates in peaceful protest. Sheldon not wanting to lose picks up cross legged Leonard and starts carrying him.Leonard noticing the whip in Sheldon's back pocket grabs it and starts whipping Shelden who scream ouch! and drops Leonard, scolding Leonard by reminding him that "Leonard, I bruise easily! why did you do that?"
Quotes:
Leonard: Ow Sheldon ow!
Sheldon: Oh I'm sorry, I thought it would motivate you to move faster. If my calculations are correct with each whipping you should move about 3% faster.

Luna: "Hello little girly hobbit men" "We're here to pump you up!" (Speaking in cheesy arnold accent and flexing biceps)


PIT STOP

Ernie and a rather bald Bert arrive at the pit stop mat. 'Ernie and Bert,' says Adam, 'you're team #1!" Members of the Missing Bert Bureau show up behind them wearing suits and ties and sunglasses. Ernie say: "ya hear that Bert number one numero uno!" Then he rubs Bert's bald head for good luck. Adam says 'As the winners of this leg of the race you have won your MBB badges and immunity for the next leg of the race which means you cannot be eliminated. You also get an all expenses paid trip to Cleveland for the world Barber shop quartet sing off.'

Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash arrive. 'Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, you're Team #2!"

Hermione and Luna and Frodo and Sam arrive at the pit stop together. "Hermione and Luna, you're team #3, Frodo and Sam you're team #4!" The two teams high five each other.

Han Solo and Chewy arrive in 5th place. "Han and Chewy, you're team #5 and you're still in the race!"

Freddy and Jason, arrive in 6th place. "Freddy and Jason, you're team #6!"

Leonard and Sheldon arrive in last. Sheldon: "Hey Leonard, Isn't that Penny over there? Making out with with that bald banana headed guy?"

"What! Lenard runs to look. Then realises he has been duped and throws a banana at Sheldon but his aim is so bad that he hits Bert.

Ernie "Hey Bert, I like your hair Bert. You're very appealing with this hair Bert."

"Leonard and Sheldon,' says Adam 'You are the last team to arrive. I am sorry to tell you you have both been eliminated from the race.'

Sheldon: Really? Where did it all go wrong? According to my calculations...he says pulling a chart out entitled "Race winning probability." Leonard peels a banana and shoves it into Sheldon's mouth before he can finish. Leonard passes out on the ground.

Elimination Station #6

The teams are drinking Duff Beer and eating Scooby snacks while they wait for the next team to arrive.

They are all shocked when the wizards walk through the door. Ross immediately yells at them that it really sucked to be a hoover and the other teams boo the wizards until they make donuts appear and a giant game of Tetris which causes everybody to calm down and realise that it is a good thing, because the wizards haven't won the race.

Jeremy Kyle supports Freddy and Jason still because he tells the wizards they did a good job of keeping the ratings up but he still supports the killer team.

Oprah still supports Bert and Ernie and wants to get the rights to the film version of Ernie and Bert race to the finish line.

Rachel and Ross are still voting for the ponies since friendship is magic.

Daphnne and Velma hope Hermione and Luna can win the race.

Batman and Robin support the hobbits because they were always friendly to them and never sabotaged anyone.

Luke and Leia want the force to be with Chewy and Han.

Homer and Barney don't care. 'Pass the donuts. Are we still racing?'

Gandalf and Saruman want Leonard and Sheldon to win and Saruman confesses that he cast a spell on Gandalf to make him do evil things and the spell has worn off. Jeremy Kyle offers to have them on the show to talk about it.

Homer and Barney ask in Russian "Are we still racing?"
Most of the teams want Freddy and Jason to lose but are too afraid to say.

Exit interview with Gandalf and Saruman

You've got a bit of a reputation for being bad boys among our other contestants.

Gandalf and Saruman sing: Bad boys, bad boys what you going to do when they come for you.

What do you have to say about your antics on the race?

Saruman: Well we set out to win this race, at any cost. Even if that meant racing ruthlessly.

Where did the race leg go wrong for you?

Gandalf: It started with the camel dung. And it's all in the footwear. Next time we're going after a Nike sponsorship.

Saruman: Yeah and it didn't help that we got U-turned and backstabbed.

Why do you think Freddy and Jason u-turned you?

Saruman: They thought we were a threat.

Gandalf: Yeah.

Where did you learn how to run the race?

Saruman: We learned from our coach, Richard Hatch.

Gandalf: Yeah he taught us everything we know.

Sorry? Richard Hatch?

Saruman: The evil genius from such shows as Survivor and Celebrity Apprentice.

Why did you turn Adam's head into a tetris game?

Saruman: We saw a funny show on TV called Fast and Loose that inspired us. That and Adam's jaw actually is a perfect square.

The wizards finish their interview early to go to the elimination station.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Episode #6 Recap

The teams travel from Russia to India. All of the teams make the same flight and are therefore equalized(again). When they get to India they encounter a ROADBLOCK. In this roadblock, teams must use traditional tools to pile hay up to a marked line and fill a trough with water.

Team members decide who will do the roadblock.

Bert and Ernie: Ernie is doing the roadblock. Hey Bert, it's hay Bert. Ernie sings a Hay piling song and sails through the road block. Ernie: hey hey hey, I pile hay, every day, I pile some hay. Then I fill the trough fill the trough then I take things off take things off-Kick it!!! Take things off take things off!!! Bert: Ernie! This is the last straw!

Chewy and Han: Han is doing this one. Han works quickly piling the hay while Chewy grunts encouragement. When they are finished Han jumps on the camel takes off his hat and shouts look at me Chewy I"m Han of Arabia.

Gandalf and Saruman: Saruman takes the road block challenge for the wizards. But he is used to having evil henchmen to do his dirty work so he is slow and clumsily piling the hay.They also have an over anxious camel that goes for the hay accidentally knocking Saraman into the water trough. To add insult to injury as the wizards complete the road block and race off to the detour they both step in camel dung and it takes for ever to remove it from those pointy wizard shoes.

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy: Fluttershy.Fluttershy is an excellent animal carer and easily completes the road block in no time at all.

Freddy and Jason: Jason
Jason piles the straw with no prolem at all swinging the pitch fork like he has used it before. and being the joker that he is, Jason pikes Freddy in the butt with it. This starts a bit of a fight between the two but wanting to beat the wizards they make up quickly and run off to the detour.

Hermione and Luna: Hermione.Hermione has an unsteady start but Luna keeps shouting encouragement and telling her to swing it like a bludger is heading her way and she gets into the groove piling the hay and filling the trough.

Leonard and Sheldon: Sheldon. Sheldon is terrified of camels. 'Leonard, I think it wants to eat me.' He keeps spilling the hay because his hands are shaking.Leonard: "Move faster Sheldon!" Sheldon: "Leonard that is a wild animal. Wild animals hate sudden movements. You'd never survive in the Savannah in Africa" Leonard" It's a camel. It can't hurt you." Sheldon" Leonard, it's spitting at me, Leonard it's spitting at me." Leonard"So spit back."

Frodo and Sam: Sam is doing the roadblock. Master Frodo, let me show you how we shoveled back in the shire. Frodo:'Sam I know this, you were my gardener remember?" Sam"Right, and I learned how to dig...." Frodo" Sam, this is no time for dreaming about gold digging, let's go."

The teams move onto the DETOUR. This detour is Movers or Shakers. In MOVERs teams must teams head to the Sanganeri Gate, choose two rickshaws loaded with barrels of hay and transport them 1.5 miles (2.4 km) to the Zorawar Singh Gate. When they reach the Zorawar Singh Gate, they have to search through the hay for a metal elephant charm which they could then trade for their next clue.

In Shakers teams should go to a junction (called Badi Chopar, intersection of Johari Bazar, Tripoli Bazar, Ramganz Bazar and Sireh Deori Bazar Roads) and dress in traditional costumes and join a local dance troupe to collect 100 (around US$2) worth of tips. They then give the money they earned to the band leader to receive their next clue.

Teams doing MOVERS:

* Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash
* Chewbacca and Han Solo
*Gandalf and Saruman
*Leonard and Sheldon


Teams doing SHAKERS:

*Ernie and Bert
*Frodo and Sam
*Freddy and Jason
*Hermione and Luna

*Freddy and Jason miraciously reach a U-turn first and they u-turn their former alliance members the wizards. That's one way to stab someone in the back.

MOVERS

Highlights:
*Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash spring into the lead and they kick over the barrels at the gate, and stealthily use hoof and snout to go through quickly and find the elephant charm and are off to the pit stop.

* Chewy and Han do really well at the movers detour and Chewy barrels his way through the hay to find the charm.

Middlelight:
*The wizards do okay and are 3rd to leave the detour.

Lowlights:
* Leonard and Sheldon struggle because the only exercise they really get is playing World of Warcraft.

Quotes
Chewy: (Mwroorrrrrrr mwrorrrr mwrorrrr mwrorrrr) (translation: I like to move it, move it!)
Han: Man if you're going to be singing Chewy, we should've done the other detour.

Leonard: Come on Sheldon. Didn't you ever look for the prize in the cereal box when you were a kid?'
Sheldon: I wasn't allowed to eat that cereal. Mine was all wholegrain and organic.

Rainbow Dash: Eat our sparkly dust, wizards.

Gandalf and Saruman get to the U-turn 'Galloping gollums, Freddy and Jason U-turned us!'
They have to go to the other detour which sets them back again.

SHAKERS

Highlights:

*Bert and Ernie. Every time Bert tries to put on his costume Ernie tells him he isn't Bert, he's not the real Bert and that he is going to call the MBB.

*Frodo and Sam do extremely well because they have the cute factor. They have to help Bert put his costume on and off as Ernie refuses to believe that he is truly Bert.

*Hermione and Luna do really well, as well as receiving their $2 they receive a number of marriage proposals.

Lowlights:

*Freddy and Jason manage to extort $2 from frightened onlookers.

* The wizards are terrible at dancing and keep tripping over their pointy shoes, so everybody keeps laughing at them. The wizards steal Freddy and Jason's clothes so they have to go to the pit stop in the dance costumes.

Quotes:

Ernie: In fact you're not Bert. Quick call the Missing Bert Bureau!

Ernie: Quick, shake it like you've got pigeons in your pants.
Bert: Ernie, there is a pigeon in my pants
Ernie: I know Bert, I put them, I thought it would help you shake better.

Hermione: This is fun, check us out in the next Weird Witches video!

Freddy: Jason, dance better, you're killing it.
Jason: Me, what about you. (Jason gives him the hip bump)

PIT STOP

* Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash in a cloud of sparkling dust blaze into the pit stop. 'Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, you're team Number #1! As the winners of this leg of the race you've won a lifetime supply of mane and tail shampoo (That will be good for Rarity, says Rainbow Dash) and $5000 from the makers of the Tetris game.

*Chewy and Han arrive and both of them are singing "i like to move it, move it. except Chewy sounds like mwrorrr urghrrr rnrnnh" "Chewy and Han, you're team #2!"

*Ernie and Bert fly straight as a pigeon into 3rd. "Ernie and Bert, you're team #3!" Bert is surprised because he thought the Missing Bert Bureau stuff held them up.

*Frodo and Sam come into 4th but they tell Adam they are happy to be 4th and wait because they want to see where the wizards come in.

* Hermione and Luna arrive. 'Hermione and Luna, you're team #5"

*Leonard and Sheldon having finally found their elephant charm and being motivated by running behind Hermione and Luna arrive into 6th place.

*Gandalf and Saruman into 7th "Gandalf and Saruman says Adam you are team #7 however, you receive a 30 minute penalty for stealing Freddy and Jason's clothes and you will need to wait that out before checking in." The wizards taunt and tease Adam.
"Ooh boo hoo my name's Adam' says Saruman, 'let's all play tetris with my head."
"Ohh and look at my jaw," says Gandalf "It's almost a perfect square."
That startles Frodo and he asks Adam "Will you marry me?' to which Sam gasps in shock.
"I cannot marry you...because my jaw is a perfect square. '
As Adam gives them the penalty, they turn his head into tetris the video game.

Freddy and Jason come in. Adam tells the team they are the last team to arrive by flashing the words across his game screen face. The next thing that comes along the game screen face is "You look ridiculous." Freddy and Jason put out all their knives. Then on the screen comes the words in big red letters "But because Gandalf and Saruman received a 30 minute penalty plus a 4 hour one for turning my head into this stupid screen, you are still in the race!" They high five each other but they have knives in their hands so they stab each other. Hermione is kind enough to turn Adam's head back but not before playing a game of Tetris first.

Adam asks Gandalf and Saruman to come to the mat and tells them they are the last team to arrive and are therefore eliminated from the race.

This episode was brought to you by Fast and Loose and Tetris:


Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Notice: Blog delayed for this week

Due to some technical difficulties and probably eliminations, the blog will either not be going up this week or will be super super super delayed. Thank you readers for your support. C:

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Elimination Station #5

All the teams are waiting for the next team to arrive. They have no idea that it was a double elimination.

Everyone is surprised to see Batman and Robin AND Homer and Barney come into the villa and want to know what happened. Batman and Robin explain how the wizards continued to sabotage them throughout the race and they were glad to do a different detour from the wizards. But both teams admit that it was their own human error and human need that caused them to lose this last leg of the race.

Jeremy Kyle wants Freddy and Jason to win. He is also fond of the wizard team because they make for excellent t.v. Oprah hopes that Bert and Ernie will do well as she wants them to sign her next book.

Rachel and Ross want the ponies to win. Since Friendship is Magic x2.

Luke and Leia hope the force will remain with Han Solo and Chewy. Leia is also fond of the hobbits because she thinks they're cute.

Daphnne and Velma bust out the scooby snacks and hope that Hermione and Luna will win because they're one of the last girl teams in the race.

Batman and Robin want anyone but the wizards to win. Barney and Homer are too drunk to comment.

Barney and Homer bust out the Duff beer case and start passing them around. Everybody gets drunk and starts dancing.

Exit interview with Batman and Robin

Where do you think things went wrong?

Batman: Well, we can't believe the dynamic duo was duped by those dastardly wizards.

Robin: Holy hairy hobbit feet, Adam. We thought we'd do way better but those ruthless racers really roughed us up.

Did you think you were going to come in last?

Batman: When we saw the fat team being talked to by the russian police, we thought we had a chance to race ahead.

Robin: But following the Mcdonalds sign thinking it was the bat signal was a costly mistake. But we think we worked well together and it's strengthened our relationship.

Exit interview with Homer and Barney

Where do you think things went wrong?

Barney: Aww that's easy. This country has no port-a-potties.

Homer: No when you gotta go, you gotta go.

That was some fine driving on the snowplows.

Barney: We've had snowplow experience before.

Homer: I'm Mr Plow, that name again is Mr Plow.

Did you think you were going to come in last after the snow plows?

Barney: We thought we'd plowed ahead.

Homer: Yeah but then we got to that stupid roadblock. Woohoo it's cold.

How do you feel about being out of the race?

Barney: Buuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp.


Sunday, November 6, 2011

Episode #5 Recap





In this leg's Detour there is a choice between Russian Bride or Russian Snowplow. In Russian Bride, using Lada cars, teams took themselves to a Soviet-era apartment - apartment building 4 in Komsomolskaya Street, fetched one Russian bride and brought her to the Voznesensky Cathedral, where her groom was waiting. Once the team had a picture taken with the couple, the groom handed the team their next clue. In Russian Snowplow, with their Lada cars, teams headed to Stadium Spartak, where each team member took turns driving a snowplow through a marked lane while directed by their partner.

Teams doing RUSSIAN BRIDE:
Batman and Robin
Bert and Ernie
Chewbacca and Han
Frodo and Sam
Leonard and Sheldon

Teams doing RUSSIAN SNOWPLOW:
Barney and Homer
Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash
Freddy and Jason
Gandalf and Saruman
Hermione and Luna

Highlights of the Russian Bride
*Leonard and Sheldon pop the hood of the Lada and soup it up so it's super fast. Leonard draws on his knowledge of the russian language that he learned from his chess code
*Bert and Ernie and Frodo and Sam are super excited to get their brides to the cathedral. They sing Going to the Chapel all the way there.

Lowlights of the Russian Bride
*On the way to the cathedral Batman and Robin are pulled over by KGB agents and questioned about their funny costumes or lack of clothing.

Quotes
Chewbacca: Mwrorrrrr urghrrr rnnnhhhh rrughhh urrghhhh rnnnhh (translation: I once ordered a mail order bride but I sent her back when she was hairier than I was. )
Hans Solo: How do you think I met you?

Ernie: Hey Bert, she's pretty Bert. But not as pretty as you, Bert.

Robin: Spiralling Sputniks, Batman, I think we're being pulled over by the KGB!

RUSSIAN SNOWPLOW

Highlights of the snowplow task:
*Hermione and Luna engage in a battle of bumperplow with the wizards but Hermione is better at magic so she thwarts the wizards' sabotage plan which makes the wizards very cross.
*Homer and Barney have excellent skills from running their own snowplow businesses.
*The ponies come in behind Homer and Barney because their plow had two extra horsepower.

Lowlights of the snowplow task:
*Jason accidentally runs over Freddy while he's manuvering the course and all that can be heard from under the snowplow is "Freddy's down!" .

Quotes
Fluttershy "1 horse power, 2 horse power."
Gandalf "Now that's what I call a hit and run" Saruman "Now Freddy's a hit. "
Homer" Mr Plow! Now that's my name! That name again is Mr Plow! He gets up and stands on his snowplow and yells "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!"


In this leg's Roadblock, one team member has to choose two Russian marathon runners who will help them warm up, before he or she stripped down to his or her underwear to run a 1.4-mile (2.3 km) course toward the Novosibirsk Opera and Ballet Theatre, where their partner, who was transported there separately, will join them in heading to the Pit Stop.


Team members doing the roadblock:

Leonard and Sheldon: They argue over who is going to do the roadblock then they decide that Sheldon will do the roadblock. So he strips down to a pair of tighty whities that have the day of the week on them and RACE LEG 5.
Bert and Ernie: It's Bert's turn ."ERNIE! All these people will see me. " "You'll be fine, Bert. Just think of how good you look in tights, Bert. " Bert strips down to a pair of Alphabet Blockhead boxers.
Chewbacca and Han Solo: Han agrees to do it. Han Solo strips down to a purple g-string and Chewy just rolls his eyes. All the cameras immediately blur Han Solo out.
Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy does it. Fluttershy takes off her saddle to reveal some fancy underwear made by Rarity and sings "The Art of the Undress"
Freddy and Jason: Freddy does it. Freddy strips down to a pair of boxers that match his red and green sweater.
Frodo and Sam: Frodo does it. While he runs he yells "I wish the ring had never come to me, I wish none of this had happened" Frodo falls over near the ballet theatre.
Gandalf and Saruman: Saruman does it. His underwear has orcs and the eye of Sauron all over it. Most of the other teams cover their eyes, allowing the wizards to get ahead.
Hermione and Luna: Luna is up. The crowd goes wild as Luna strips down to a pair of Victoria's Secret underwear. As she runs Gandalf sings "Loony Loony Lovegood" and "Oh Potter, you rotter, what have you done, you're killing the students, you think it's good fun"
Batman and Robin: Robin decides to do it since all he has to do is take off his shirt and cape and he's good to go.
Barney and Homer: Homer is up. He is puffed after running for 1 minute. He is wearing Mr Plow boxers.

PIT STOP

Waiting at the pit stop with Adam is Frank.N.Furter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show who was so inspired by the time warp last week that he wants to do it again.

Leonard and Sheldon make it to the pit stop in the ballet theatre. "Leonard and Sheldon, you're Team Number ONE! As the winners of this leg of the race, you've won a snow cone machine and a case of russian vodka!" Sheldon gives Leonard a hug. Leonard says "Sheldon I'm not used to these pdas!" To which Sheldon replies " I'm just trying to avoid hypothermia. Now warm my core!!!"

With thunder and hooves, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, gallop into second. "Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash you're Team Number 2!"

Gandalf and Saruman come in. "Gandalf and Saruman, you're Team #3!"

Bert and Ernie pirouette into 4th place. "Hey Ernie, all this fresh air is invirogorating!"

Frodo and Sam. Sam helps Frodo up from where he fell down and says "I can't carry the ring,Mr Frodo but I can carry you!" He lifts Frodo up and puts him down gently at the pit stop. "Frodo and Sam, you're Team #5!"

Freddy and Jason run to the checkin mat, Freddy still sporting the tread marks from the snow plow on his body. "Freddy and Jason, you're Team #6!"

Han Solo and Chewy fell behind because Han lost a shoe on the run to the pit stop, making for some frightening camera work as he bent down to retrieve it. Frank.N.Furter says "Looking good, " to Han Solo. "Han and Chewy, you're Team #7! Now put some clothes on," says Adam.
Hermione and Luna come to the pit stop, terrified that they are one of the last teams to arrive. They brace themselves for an elimination. "Hermione and Luna, you are Team #8!" They are both silent, shocked until Adam says "You are still in the race!"

Barney and Homer took their own pit stop on the way to the pit stop and were detained by the Moscow police for peeing in public. They go to the pit stop and Adam tells them "Barney and Homer, you are Team #9 I am sorry to tell you, you have both been eliminated from the race."

Batman and Robin: Batman and Robin got detoured, thinking they saw the Bat signal in the sky but it turned out to be the neon lights of the Moscow McDonalds. They arrive at the pit stop. "Batman and Robin, " says Adam "You are the last team to arrive. I am sorry to tell you you have both been eliminated from the race."

Thursday, November 3, 2011

DOUBLE ELIMINATION TIME

Double the trouble, double the fun! Next week you'll be allowed to vote TWO TEAMS out of the race!!!

Get your votes in to : amazingracecontestz@gmail.com or visit the facebook page here: http://www.facebook.com/groups/amazingracepromo/

Elimination Station: Daphnne and Velma arrive

Jeremy Kyle and Oprah, Luke and Leia and Rachel and Ross are waiting for the next team to arrive. Luke and Leia and Rachel and Ross have been under an extensive interviewing process while Ross is still whining about how much it sucks to be a hoover. They wait to see who the next team will be and are surprised when Daphnne and Velma show up.

"Was it the wizards?" says Ross.

Daphnne explains the sticky situation they were in and how they got weaseled by the wizards. They go on to explain that almost all the teams have been sabotaged by the wizards and received no penalty. To which Oprah and Jeremy Kyle look at each other, wink and say "ratings week". Leia says to Daphnne "Girlfriend, in spite of everything, that is one fine hairdo you have. And I'm Princess Leia and I know fine hairdos".

Jeremy Kyle wants Freddy and Jason to win as he thinks they still have the edge. Oprah is still cheering for her bookclub fans Ernie and Bert. Rachel and Ross are cheering for the ponies since friendship is magic. Luke and Leia hope that the force will remain with Han and Chewy and that Chewy will not eat anymore cheese. Daphnne and Velma hope that the teams who helped them with the detour will stay in the race and beat those weaselly wizards.

All teams agree that the wizards should be eliminated next for extreme amounts of sabotage.

Daphnne and Velma bust out the scooby snacks and share them with the others.


Exit interview with Daphnne and Velma

Where do you think things went wrong?

Daphnne: This was a tough leg of the race for us. The jenga incident set us back and threw our rhythm off.

Velma: And then we had that sticky situation with the gum.

How long did the gum incident set you back?

Velma: An hour. She wouldn't leave the mirror.

Daphnne: Almost as it takes me to do my hair every morning.

What do you think about the wizard team?

Velma: There's something fishy about those two.

Daphnne: And I bet they're behind each sabotage.

How do you feel about being out of the race?

Daphnne: It's a mystery to us.