Amazing Race Season 2: Episode 7 Recap

In this Detour, teams choose between Carry It or Milk It. In Carry It, teams had to transport 3 items 75 yards (69 m) away on their heads, when teams finished, they would be handed their next clue. In Milk It, teams had to milk goats, enough to fill a 10 ounce cup to a marked line.

Teams doing Carry it

Bob and Susan

Bumblebee and Optimus

Simba and Nala

Statler and Waldorf

Teams doing Milk it

Alf and E.T

Mark and Roger

Scooby and Shaggy

CARRY IT

Highlights

*Statler and Waldorf form an alliance with Simba and Nala and work together to complete this detour. They ride Simba and Nala while holding the items on their heads.

Lowlights

*Susan grabs Bob and wedges Bob between her head and the items she needs to carry for cushioning. Then an exciting footrace between Susan and the autobots begins. Bumblebee plays Life is a highway. Susan and Optimus start trash talking each other. While trashtalking the two don't notice a sharp bend in the road and end up going offroad and into a ditch. Susan takes a flip dropping both Bob and her items. The items go one way while Bob bounces and rolls the other. Optimus also goes down, losing his items and getting one of his wheels caught in the ditch. The lions and the old guys take the chance to move ahead.

Quotes

TRASH TALK between Susan and Optimus: Optimus honks his horn and says "hey lady move that honky tonk badonky donk outta my way. " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVguvNE7qc&ob=av3e

Susan says "Hey tin man, you're just spinning your wheels you can eat my dust."

Bob sees Mark from the high vantage point, milking a goat and starts crying "I think he's cheating on me"

MILK IT

Highlights

* Mark and Roger get off to a bumpy start trying to catch their goats first since they keep moving around. Poor Mark goes down with a goat kick to the crotch. Roger says "No you've got to be gentle to the goat, try tickling it or being nice to it. " They tickle the goats under their chins which calms them. DISCLAIMER: Nor Bill nor Adam condone goat violence. We do however, find it hilarious.

*E.T really likes the goats and puts his forehead against theirs, bonding with the goats.

*Lowlights

*Shaggy and Scooby get off to a good start but Shaggy can't figure out why their goats are producing such little milk until he looks over and sees that Scooby has a big milk moustache. "No,you can't drink the milk, we gotta win this race! "

Quotes

Roger "Sing to it Mark, sing to it."

Mark" Today 4 u, tomorrow for me. "

Goat" Maaaaaaaaa"

ROADBLOCK

In this Roadblock, the team member must drive across a crocodile infested river to marked paths, then they must remove the post and remove two logs in their path that have been knocked down by elephants, at the end of their path, teams would find their next clue

Team members doing the roadblock:

Waldorf: "Statler let's show them how some good old boys do it!! Yeeeehaahhhh and he starts honking his horn which scares off all the crocodiles getting him smoothly across the road. Waldorf struggles to lift the logs at the end. Waldorf "Oh I haven't moved a log since this race started I need more bran!"

Simba: Simba yells "I don't know how to drive stick." Simba is nowhere to be seen on the other side. Nala says "great that means he's driving here at 20 miles with the parking brake on." Once Simba gets across he moves the logs.

Mark: He yells at the crocodiles "You'll make a good purse one day," Bob swoons at the thought of Mark carrying around a crocodile purse but then he remembers the goat and gets angry and starts hitting on the nearest thing possible which happens to be Roger's shoe.

Bob: Susan yells at Bob to get focused. Bob has trouble driving the car because he has no legs so he uses one of his arms to accelerate, barging through the course not to mention the logs, putting him and Susan in front as he managed to grab the clue on his way past.

Alf: "I haven't driven one of these since I got into Willie's car. " Alf revs the engine and puts on a pair of flight goggles and a scarf. He hits the gas screaming "Adam this baby drives like the wind!" Alf follows Bob's cue and barges through the logs to the end of the course, grabbing the clue.

Bumblebee: Bumblebee drives across himself playing Crocodile Rock.

Shaggy: "Like zoinks Scoob like I'm really scared of crocodiles. " Shaggy makes it across, gets out to start moving the log and a giant crocodile comes up behind him(Cue JAWS music) dragging him into the underbrush. Shaggy screams. Scooby runs to the rescue and puts scooby snacks into Shaggy's screaming mouth. Lots of screaming and strange noises are heard from the bushes until Shaggy emerges with the crocodile head in his hand. Adam comes running on set "Shaggy Shaggy are you okay?" Shaggy "Yes it wasn't real. " He goes back into the bushes and drags the crocodile out by its tail to reveal...Richard Hatch in a crocodile suit. Richard Hatch says "Curses, these kids foiled me again. I wanna stop these meddling punks!" before being escorted off set by Adam.

PIT STOP

First to arrive in a giant flurry of dirt and pineapple jello is Bob and Susan. "Bob and Susan," says a dirt covered Adam. "Achoo. " Susan says "Excuse me?" "Bob and Susan, I hope you're having fun, " says Adam "cause you're team number one!! " They win a trip to a jello factory, a wardrobe from Plus Plus clothing and a ticket to Mark's concert from RENT.

Next to arrive is Shaggy and Scooby "Shaggy and Scooby Scooby do, " says Adam, "you're team number two!"Shaggy: Like zoinks scoob like i thought that crocodile had cost us the race. Scooby" Re roo. Shaggy: Hey Adam do you know where we might be able to get a bite to eat around here? All this racing makes a man-- rand a rog!-- yah a man and a dog kinda hungry. Oh never mind I think I see some pineapple jello over there. Ree Rou rater radam.Adam to the audience as Shaggy and Scooby leave to find the Pineapple jello: Wow I guess this has become the bottomless pit stop. As Shaggy and Scooby hunger for the next leg... Turkey leg that is. LOL

Next is Alf and E.T. Alf and E.T you're in the place to be, you're not first or Second but you are team number 3!!! Alf to Adam: Adam that baby drove like the wind. E.T: We have the neeeeeeed for speeeeeeeed.

In 4th is Bumblebee and Optimus. Adam: Autobots, you'll have to rev your engines a little more but your still in the race you are team number 4!Bumble Bee revs his engines and drives off playing "stayin alive stayin a live a a a a stayin a live stayin a live"When Bumblebee sees Susan he plays honky tonk badonky donk until she chases him away. She starts jumping up and down causing the ground to shake and Adam to fall over, Shaggy goes face first into some pineapple jello. It only stops when Bob goes rolling off camera and Susan has to retrieve him.

In 5th place comes Statler and Waldorf. Adam: I ain't talkin jive but Statler and Waldorf your team number 5!!!Statler to Adam" Is that the best rhyme you could come up with?"

Adam: Hey don't pick on me boys I got a 1000 rhymes in the back of my head.

Waldorf: So how come they never reach your mouth? Dohohohohoho

6th to arrive and cutting it fine is Mark and Roger. Adam: Mark and Roger you are elimination station dodgers. You were in a fix but you are still in the race as team number 6!!!

Simba and Nala arrive in 7th place. "Simba and Nala, " says Adam, "please don't holler. It's been a blast but I have to tell you, you are the team that's last. You have been eliminated.The cats growl menacingly and circle Adam. Adam: Nice kitty nice Kitty, don't kill the messenger nice kitty. They get right up to Adam close to his face and then start licking him bursting into a roaring course of Hakuna Matata. Adam runs off camera yelling Costume change, wardrobe I need a costume change and a clean up in aisle 5! Adam returns for the Exit interview wearing new pants.

Elimination Station: Hannibal and Jigsaw arrive.

Hannibal and Jigsaw arrive to see the Elimination station in a bit of turmoil.Jigsaw grabs a mega phone and gets everyone's attention when he asks if they want to play a game. But then he pulls out a deck of cards and starts dealing out a hand for go fish.Smithers, Spongebob and yoda love Fish so they all join him.

Piggy and Kermit wonder over and congratulate Jigsaw and Hannibal for being such strong competitors. They think this is very good sportsmanship and decide to stop trying to eat or kill them. Kermit offers to teach Hannibal how to cook vegetarian and live a more Green lifestyle.

Jigsaw wanders into the cloest looking for another deck of cards so more people can play go All the board games fall down so Hannibal goes to help him.The closet gives a reading. Jigsaw: 10% card game 200% evil mastermind, 4% playstation and 33% puzzle.Hannibal: 100% cannibal, 32% Hannibal, 22% rhyming words, 50% class, 25% pig farmer 450% hungry and 1% toe of Chilean pedestrian.

All the teams want go fish to win.

Exit interview with Hannibal and Jigsaw

Why did you sabotage the other teams?

Well, we sabotaged them to win of course. But also for the fun of playing a good game. In fact that's why we were late this leg. Jigsaw wanted to play a game and I wanted to grab a... bite.

Did you enjoy the race? How was it racing with your arch enemies Kermit and Piggy?

God is in everyone. So is miss Piggy. Another Ham and Cheese sandwich Adam?Adam spits the sandwich out, hitting Jigsaw in the eye. Jigsaw: Ow! Hey no fair I"m a vegetarian. Hannibal picks up the sandwich and eats it, dirt and all. And besides that's not really Miss Piggy.

What will you do now the race is over?

Jigsaw: Well I plan on going into manufacturing and making a line of children's puzzles.

Hannibal: I was thinking about becoming a dental hygenist.

Adam sings "You'll be a dentist....you have a talent for causing things pain. Jigsaw and Hannibal join in and start dancing. They are still dancing when the camera turns off. Now it's time for them to go to the elimination station.

Amazing Race Season 2: Episode 6 Recap

Note: Last week we forgot to specify that the teams are now in South Africa. Teams fly from South Africa to Botswana.

First up is a ROADBLOCK.

In this Roadblock, that team member had to do a traditional bushmen hunting activity (throwing a spear into a swinging bag) 20 feet (6.1 m) to hit a moving target, once the target has been hit, teams would receive their next clue.

Team members doing the roadblock:

E.T: ET picks up the spear and doesn't quite know what to do with it.He turns it around slowly and then starts spinning it on his one glowing finger while Alf is shouting from the sidelines "Throw it!" So ET throws the spear to Alf who almost gets hit. "No! not at me at that bag! Try to hit the Bag!"Alf rolls the spear back to ET who gets it right this time.

Susan: Susan picks up the spear and gets ready to throw it but BOB stops her.

Bob: Wait let me get a picture of you because you look like an Amazon warrior princess right now. Bob takes a photo as Susan throws the spear. BOB: Yup that should get us into to Amazon quarterly and if not then we'll try for Sport Illustrated.

Bumblebee Bumblebee rolls up to take his turn at the road block just as Susan is bending over throwing her spear. At the sight of Susan's big ol booty Bumble Bee honks his horn and starts playing I like big butts! BOB hears this and joins in singing: "I like Mark's Butt and I can't deny". As Bumblebee goes to throw his spear Susan starts wiggling her big butt to distract him. It takes him a few throws before he hits the bag.

Hannibal: While Susan BOB and Bumble Bee are all having a good time pumping out the beats and butt wiggling, Hannibal takes advantage of the situation. He quickly throws his spear hitting the target with deadly precision. Then he grabs a second spear and throws it at Bumblebee's tire causing it to deflate. In the commotion that follows Hannibal and Jigsaw race off into the lead.

Optimus patches up Bumblebee and gets him road worthy again.

Roger: Roger takes his spear and whacks Mark in the Butt while he is watching all the commotion that is going on.

Mark: Ow! what did you do that for?

Roger: I just wanted you to know that I can hit the Mark.

Roger throws the spear hitting the bag then grabs Mark by the arm dragging him off.

Scooby: Shaggy and Scooby take a while to get the hang of the road block. Scooby thinks they are playing fetch at first so he keeps bringing the spear back to Shaggy.Finally Shaggy tells Scooby to think of the bag as an olive and the spear as a big tooth pick. With that Scooby spears the big olive and they race off.

Simba: Simba rears up on his back legs hurling the spear at the bag with his powerful jaws for a direct hit.Nala:" Great shot, usually it is us trying to dodge those things rather than throwing them. "

Waldorf: Waldorf takes his spear and pokes Statler, who is sleeping on his feet, in the butt with it.

Statler: Ow! hey what was that for???

Waldorf: I just wanted to be sure you got my point. Dohohohohohohoho!

It's now time for a DETOUR

In this Detour, teams choose between Food or Water. In Food, teams used a device called Kika to pound corn until it was mashed, then transferred to a basket, once it reached the specified line, the woman supervising them would hand them their next clue. In Water, teams had to fill 12 ostrich eggs with water from an underground spring using a reed straw, once completed, they had to bury them to the ground before receiving their next clue.

Teams doing FOOD

Alf and E.T

Bumblebee and Optimus

Hannibal and Jigsaw

Scooby and Shaggy

Teams doing WATER

Bob and Susan

Mark and Roger

Statler and Waldorf

Simba and Nala

FOOD

Highlights

*ET and Alf both try snorting the corn powder and end up sneezing all over Jigsaw and Hannibal.

*Scooby and Shaggy get right to work and finish the task quickly and somehow much to the amazement of Adam and the TV audience Shaggy has managed to whip up a plate of corn nachos too.

Lowlights

*Hannibal and Jigsaw arrive first to the detour and make a maize maze to put the other teams behind them. But much to their amazement, Shaggy and Scooby and Alf and ET quickly find their way through it while the autobots simply go into 4 by 4 mode and drive in a straight line through it flattening the corn plants.

Quotes

Hannibal and Jigsaw: Aaaaaa my eyes.

Bumblebee while pounding the corn plays Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel.

Shaggy: Hey Old buddy ol pal, where'd I put that hot sauce?

WATER

Highlights

* Simba and Nala work very efficiently carrying the eggs gently in their powerful jaws and digging quickly with their claws.

*Statler and Waldorf plod along but they seem to be having a good time and laughing to themselves a lot.

Lowlights

*Susan has to roll BOB off to the side of the Detour away from the other teams because He keeps watching Mark and yelling: "ooo ya suck it, that's it suck it big boy". This makes both Susan and Roger mad. Susan threatens to step on him if he doesn't get his head back in the game and Roger starts singing: "Let me show him the door. Little blob hey, the door is that way!"

Quotes

Statler and Waldorf: You suck.

No You suck.

It looks like we're both sucking. Dohohohoho

Statler and Waldorf: Hey Adam. This race is like a badly cooked breakfast. Oh yeah why's that? It takes a long time and it stinks. Dohohohohohoho Last one to the checkin mat is a rotten egg! and off they run.

Simba to Nala: How's it going?

Nala: "Can't talk. Egg in my mouth.

Susan: If you don't behave I"m gonna stomp you like a little blue grape and make you into toe jam.

PIT STOP

Bob and Susan arrive at the pit stop. "Bob and Susan, " says Adam, "you're team #1!!"In her excitement Susan starts bouncing BOB up and down like a basketball. screaming we won we won!As the winners of this leg of the race I present you with this plate of green jello and a spaceship.Bob is so dizzy from being bounced he sees 3 jellos and tries to go for the one in the middle but accidently zigzags over the check in mat right into the path of Mark and Roger who come in next.Mark trips over BOB landing on top of him to which BOB says:Hola :) How you doin senor Biker shorts? Seeing this a grumpy Roger yanks Mark up and on to the checkin mat.

"Mark and Roger, " says Adam, "you're team #2 and that means you are still in the race!"

Shaggy and Scooby run to the checkin mat. "Shaggy and Scooby, " says Adam, "you're team #3 and are still in the race." He steals one of Shaggy's nachos to which Shaggy replies angrily "NACHO cheese !"

Statler and Waldorf arrive. "Statler and Waldorf, " says Adam, "you're team #4 and that means you are still in the race!" Adam*disappears from the checkin mat* Statler"You know I always wondered how they did that." Waldorf"Probably like this"(he says fading completely) Statler" Yep that' s probably how he did it."

Adam comes back with a plate of Shaggy's chocolate and tabasco covered nachos in time to checkin the autobots as team #5. "Bumblebee plays "I feel good, i knew that i would now."

Adam: Hey... That's Nacho cheeeeeeeese! They say: Hey Adam look over there, is that Elvis?When Adam turns his head they have run off with his Nachos.Adam: Hey... That's Nacho cheeeeeeeese! Shaggy comes over and give Adam a hug saying he knows how it feels and gives him a scooby snack to make up for the lost nachos. Adam says "Simba and Nala, you're team #6 congratulations you are still in the race!"

Why Alf and E.T got so far behind..E.T ended up stopping to repair an old man's telephone. The old man couldn't figure out why he kept saying into it "E.T phone home, E.T phone home."And Alf stopped to make some cat fish in a toaster,leading to a slight incident with the fire department which has all been sorted out now. As they approach Adam says "Alf and E.T....you are team #7! That means you are still in the race!"

Hannibal and Jigsaw arrive in last. As Hannibal and Jigsaw approach, Adam says "Hannibal and Jigsaw you are the last team to arrive...I am sorry to tell you you have both been eliminated from the race." He disppears like he did before with Statler and Waldorf. Hannibal and Jigsaw grin "Looks like we're having pork tonight with frogs legs for an appetizer." They giggle fiendishly as they leave for their exit interview.

Elimination Station: Kermit and Piggy arrive

Everyone is sitting around blocking their ears to shut out the tootie tootie tootie tootie tootie toot from Squidward's clarinet. Everyone is shocked to see Kermit and piggy arrive on the scene. They tell everyone what happened and how Hannibal and Jigsaw sabotaged them.

"Excellent, " says Mr Burns. Piggy snaps "I'll snap you like a twig old man."

Burns hides behind Smithers.

As Piggy tries to karate chop him, Mr Burns hides in the closet and finds a toy car for children and gets in. Just before he drives out the closet gives a reading of 79 percent blackness 11 percent teddy bears and sunshine and 10 percent Horrible driver. Mr Burns drives the children's car into everyone and yells "Get out of my way, I'm a motorist."

It is total chaos at the elimination station as Piggy chases Burns in his toy car that hits Patrick and Squidward sending them flying into the air. Squidward's clarinet goes flying and bonks Yoda in the head who goes down for the count. Obi-wan is trying to do CPR on Yoda while Kermit and Spongebob try to avoid getting run over.Finally Smithers stands up on a coffee table in the middle of the room and yells STOP! at the top of his lungs. No one has ever heard Smithers raise his voice like that, so everyone stops what they are doing.

Yoda wakes up in time to say: "He has brought balance back to the force that Smithers he has"

Everyone decides on who they want to win and lose the race.

Burns and Smithers back Hannibal and Jigsaw. Burns wants Road Rage to win . Squidward and Plankton want Hannibal and Jigsaw to win. Spongebob and Patrick want Bob and Susan to win. Yoda and Obi want Bob and Susan to win.Kermit and Piggy want the old guys to win so they can move into a retirement home and out of the theatre box.

Kermit and Piggy want Hannibal and Jigsaw out.Burns changes to wanting the autobots to win so there isn't a traffic jam at the elimination station. Yoda and Obi-wan support Kermit and Piggy feeling that the dark side is strong within Hannibal and Jigsaw.Spongebob and and Patrick say why can't we all just get along. Squidward toots his clarinet and Burns toots his horn, drowning out any other responses.

Exit interview with Miss Piggy and Kermit

How were you feeling when you arrived at the pitstop and you knew you were behind the other teams? Was there any hope you could last another week?

Kermit to Adam:Well Adam first let me start by saying it's not easy being green. But I think we raced hard and I couldn't have asked for a better racing partner.

Piggy: Oh Kermy, mwua mwua mwua mwua mwua.

Adam: Wow i've never seen a green frog turn red before.

Piggy: Well of course we could have lasted another week Adam and probably even won the race with Kermy's brains and my dainty feminine charms. *batting her eye-lashes at the camera*

Now where are those two cheating nitwits I'm gonna tear them a new...

Adam jumps in with the next question before Piggy can finish.

What will you do now the race is over?

Adam: So now that the race is over for you two, what will you do? Kermit, I guess you'll be bringing home the bacon? Dohohohoho

Piggy: Oh you think that's funny Adam? Try this for funny! Hiiiiiiiiii Yaaaaa!

*Adam disappears from the screen*

Piggy: I don't need this chump show. Oh Porject Runway Your starlette is coming. *bats eyelasshes again and blows kisses into the camera as she throws Kermit over her shoulder and carries him off with her*

Disclaimer: We at TAR Contest blog do not condone violence against TV show hosts...

BING..

We do however find it hilarious.

Staler and Waldorf appear standing over top of an unconscious Adam.S and W at the same time:"Adam's down."

They pick him up and carry him off. Statler: Hey Waldorf do you think this means we'll get a rest from racing my feet are killing me.Statler"With the smell of your feet I'm surprised he's not already dead dohohohohoho."

The smell of Statler's feet wakes up Adam and he returns to the race, having stolen the old guys walking sticks.

Amazing Race Season 2: Episode 5 Recap

FAST FORWARD

In this Fast Forward, teams went to the Cooling Station of the Orlando Power Station and then walked across a suspension bridge 30 feet (9.1 m) above the ground, once crossed, that team would win the Fast Forward.

Teams scramble for the fast forward. To hold other teams back, Statler and Waldorf barricade the box with their walking sticks and grab it and head to the bridge.

Statler: Hey Waldorf?

W: What is it?

S: You know how we're always saying will cross that bridge when we get to it?

W: Yah?

S: Well... We're too it. Dohohoho So.... you first.

S: How long do you think it will take us to get across?

W: Well... at this rate we'll be fossils by the time we do.

S: Fossils? I thought we already were? Dohohoho.

DETOUR

In this Detour, teams choose between Tunnels or Tribes. In Tribes, teams went to Lesedi Cultural Village where the tribes (Basotho, Ndebele, Pedi, Xhosa and Zulu) were represented. Once there, teams had to deliver five items to their respective tribes. Only five of which was the correct item to the corresponding tribe, it was exchanged for a necklace. When they got all five necklaces, they exchanged them for their next clue. In Tunnels, teams went to Wild Caves where teams took to the underground, rappeling down into a cave 45 feet (14 m) below and traveled through the dark cave where they had to search for their next clue.

Teams doing Tunnels

Alf and E.T

Bumblebee and Optimus

Hannibal and Jigsaw

Kermit and Miss Piggy

Teams doing Tribes

Bob and Susan

Mark and Roger

Scooby and Shaggy

Simba and Nala

TUNNELS

HIGHLIGHTS

*E.T uses his glowing finger to light the way and uses his magical powers to lift Alf down. All the glowworms follow the light E.T's finger down to the bottom.

*Bumblebee is scared to go down. Optimus steps down and then Bumblebee follows. It doesn't take long for either of them to get to the bottom.

LOWLIGHTS

*Hannibal and Jigsaw cut Kermit and Piggy's ropes and they go crashing to the bottom of the pit but end up landing right on top of the clue.

*As Hannibal and Jigsaw get to the bottom and start searching for the clue, Kermit and Piggy use their ropes to climb back up and out leaving them stranded with the cut rope.

QUOTES

Optimus" Hurry up Bumblebee you've been in potholes deeper than this!"

Bumblebee responds with Bruce Springsteen's "I'm going down, down, down."

Jigsaw to Hannibal "I hope you haven't invested in the price of pork bellies because the price is about to drop," as he cuts the rope.

TRIBES

Highlights

*Simba and Nala get honored by the tribal leaders and quickly get their necklaces.

*Bob tries out some Spanish on the tribal leaders who have no idea what he's saying but point him in the right direction.

Lowlights

*Mark sings Roger's song Your Eyes to Bob.Bob swoons and Roger gets annoyed at Mark for stealing his song and they get into a fight and Mark sings "Who do you think you are? Barging in on me and Bob's guitar?" to which Roger tells little blob hey, the door is that way.

*Scooby and Shaggy meet one of the tribal leaders wearing a headdress. Shaggy can't see them but Scooby is pointing behind him and freaking out and Shaggy says "like there's a ghost right behind me, isn't there?" He turns around they both run away.

Quotes

Shaggy "Scooby I don't know how you do the voodoo that you do but it makes me want to run. Let's go Scoob. "

Bob "Donde es mi amigo se llama Mark?" (Mark has a stalker now. )

Simba and Nala "Finally, we get to be treated like king and queen."

ROADBLOCK

In this Roadblock, one team member had to search a marketplace and find the vendors for five items that were later to be delivered to a local children's orphanage to earn their next clue.

Team members doing the roadblock:

Alf: Gets off to a good start but starts playing with the items that he receives that are meant to go to the orphanage.

Jigsaw: Jigsaw likes that the task is like a puzzle and delivers the items quite quickly.

Nala : Nala doesn't have to worry about the crowds in the marketplace, because being a lion, most people get out of her way.

Optimus Prime: Optimus gets held up as someone tries to steal his hubcaps.

Piggy: Parts the crowds with a karate chop "Hiyyyyaahhhhh," but then gets sidetracked by a vendor selling clothes and jewellery.

Roger : Is still pissed off at Mark and barges through the marketplace like a raging bull.

Shaggy: Shaggy finds all his items but he also finds all the food stalls and eats while he runs.

Susan: As Susan is searching for the items, Bob is yelling at her "try speaking Spanish, they speak Spanish here!!" and he also yells "Donde es Roger, the enemy of mi Mark!"

PIT STOP

Statler and Waldorf arrive in first. "Statler and Waldorf, " says Adam, "fellas, you're team #1! The fast forward really helped out and that's some great bridge work. " Statler and Waldorf say "Thanks it was like crossing a bridge over troubled waters." to which Adam says "No I meant your dentures. Dohohoohohohohoho." to which they say "Funny, funny, funnny." Adam tells them they have won a lounge suite for their box in the theatre, including a popcorn maker and t.v.

Mark and Roger come in second. "Mark and Roger, " says Adam, "you're team #2," to which Mark replies "Donde es mi Bob the blob? then asks Adam if he's seen a round blue blob guy anywhere to which Roger says "If you're that obsessed with him, why don't you race with him instead of me?" and storms off to which Mark replies "Take me for what I am, who was I meant to be?" Roger turns around and says "you were flirting with the blue bob who speaks Spanish." Mark replies "There will always be blue blobs speaking Spanish flirting with me?" As Bob comes to the pit stop Adam says to Mark "Maybe now you two can get back together. "

Alf and E.T come in 3rd. "Alf and E.T, " says Adam, "you're team #3!" E.T says "E.T did goooooood ," and Alf turns to E.T and says "High five for the Alfer!"

Bob and Susan arrive in 4th. "Bob and Susan, " says Adam, "you're team #4 and that means you are still in the race!" Bob says to Adam "Have you seen a rather dashing young man in bike shorts around here? Mucho gusto. Rrrrrrrrrrrr" to which Susan smacks Bob and tells him to behave.

Simba and Nala arrive in 5th. "Simba and Nala, " says Adam, "you're team #5 and that means you are still in the race. " Simba roars in approval.

Scooby and Shaggy are next to arrive. Shaggy is laden down with every food possible that he picked up from the marketplace. "Scooby and Shaggy, " says Adam, "you're team #6" then he steals all the food and eats it. Scooby says "Radam, rats rour rood. Rokay?"

Next to arrive is Bumblebee and Optimus, who arrive. "Bumblebee and Optimus, " says Adam, "you're Team #7!"

Hannibal and Jigsaw are behind Kermit and Piggy but tie a bungee cord to Piggy's back and send her flying in the other direction along with Kermit who was piggy backing her. . "What was that?" says Hannibal.

"I think the price of baccon just went soaring, " says Jigsaw as they reach the pit stop map.

"Hannibal and Jigsaw, " says Adam "you are team #8 and that means you are still in the race. "

Hannibal rubs his hands together and makes a very creepy noise with his mouth and tongue obviously very satisfied with this news.

Jigsaw high fives Hannibal and says: "We're still in the game."

Kermit and Miss Piggy run to the pit stop knowing they have been sabotaged by Hannibal and Jigsaw.

"Kermit and Piggy, " says Adam, "you are the last team to arrive. I am sorry to tell you you have both been eliminated from the race." Hannibal and Jigsaw do not get a penalty.As this is announced, the camera cuts to a shot of Jeremy Kyle and Oprah winking at the camera and saying "Ratings week."

Elimination Station: Yoda and Obi-wan arrive

Yoda and Obi-wan arrive. Spongebob meets them at the dorr and offers them both a crabby patty."Yoda is a jabba fart, yoda is a jabba fart," Obi-wan sings, having beat Yoda to the door.Then Patrick comes along and asks: "Are you really a Jabba fart?" Yoda say no.Patrick "Well are you a yoshi?"

"Yes Patrick, " says Yoda, "I'm a green fucking dinosaur."

Patrick: "Oooo wweeeee cooool can I ride you?"

Squidward starts up another song on his clarinet and this sends Yoda over the edge

Yoda: "No more of this I can take."

Yoda heads for the first door he sees and lets Smithers out of the closet going in after him.The closet gives a reading "100000% jedi master, 500% Yoshi and 100% green.

Squidward and Plankton and Mr Burns and Smithers want Hannibal and Jigsaw to win. Spongebob and Patrick want Bob and Susan to win. And Yoda and Obi-wan want Alf and E.T to win.

Nobody cares who loses as they are too busy eating penne al'aribiata thanks to the deathstar canteen.

Exit interview with Obi-wan and Yoda

Where did it all go wrong for you?

Obiwan: Well Adam I think our communication as a team could have been a little better and that sort of caused us to fall behind. "Mhm... Is true" says Yoda "that and the fact that Obi-wan is a bumbling and clumsy ass-jack off our game it did throw."

Would you like another chance to do the race?

Yoda: Again do the race, we would love. Obi-wan "Yes Master Yoda is correct. We would love a second chance to do the race again Adam for the force was not strong with us this time around."

What will you do now the race is over?

Yoda: Beat Obi-wan for a chance at the next race."

Obi-wan pulls Yoda's robe up over his head hooking it round his big ears and takes off running yelling: " Last one to the elimination station Is a stinky Jabba fart! "

Amazing Race Season 2: Episode 4 Recap

This leg the teams are staying in Argentina.

First up is the roadblock. In this Roadblock, that team member had to go through a traditional gaucho challenge. The team member must ride a horse consisting of barrel racing and then using a stick, spearing a ring at the end of the course in less than 40 seconds. Once successful, teams would receive their next clue.

Team members doing the roadblock:

Scooby: Shaggy refuses to do this roadblock."Scooby ol buddy ol pal you can take this one." Scooby comes out in a vest and cowboy hat. When he gets on the horse Shaggy says "looking good Ol buddy, I'm glad you took this challenge cause... I'm scared of horses....' Scooby says "Ruh?"

Then Shaggy spurs the horse and Scooby's off and flying.As Scooby gets to the end of the course Shaggy starts yelling: "Bits and bites Scoobs, just like bits and bites, stick the pretzel through the cheerio.Scooby: "Rits and rites rits and rites! Rokay Raggy mmmm..."

A headless horseman appears behind Shaggy. Shaggy turns around and starts yelling. "Faster Scoob, faster ol'buddy ol'pal as he runs away from the headless horseman. Scooby gets annoyed and tries to hit Shaggy on the head with the stick but misses and hits the headless horseman, revealing Richard Hatch!Richard Hatch shouts something about you meddling kids before galloping away but he'll be back !

E.T Well-adjusted to bicycles he decides to take on the challenge.He has a little trouble at first when he tries to pedal the horse. ET gets the end of his stick to glow and makes the ring fly up and on to the end of the stick.E.T says "E.T goood," while Alf claps from the sideline.

Jigsaw: Jigsaw is good at games so takes on this one. Jigsaw does very well riding around like a knight on a horse, sharpening his stick he throws it through one of the rings spearing it.

Piggy: Piggy does this one. Kermit helps Miss Piggy onto the horse and makes a comment "Miss Piggy maybe you shouldn't eat so many bonbons!""hii-yah" says Piggy side-kicking Kermit. She goes to spear her ring and Jigsaw throws his pointy stick parting Miss Piggy's hair and threatening her saying "don't get too close you might end up pig on a spit."

Statler: They see Kermit go flying as Statler gets up on the horse.

"What as that?"

"I think it was the host of the muppet show?"

"Does that mean the show will be cancelled?"

"Not likely."

"Aw, that's too bad. Dohohohohooho. "

Susan: She has to climb up on a genetically enhanced horse. Instead of a ring she has to use a flagpole and some truck tyres. Bob tells her to "Tread lightly"

Mark: E.T is leaving the roadblock as Mark gets there. Mark compliments him on his bike riding skills on a horse then goes to get on his own horse. He gets the ring on his second try. Roger maks a comment about him being a better marksman than that! Mark "Shut up Roger. "

Simba: At the sight of two lions coming towards them, the horse runs away. Simba does the course himself.

Optimus: Optimus makes Bumblebee turn into a mechanical horse for him and goes around the course. Bumblebee plays "Save a horse, ride a cowboy."

Yoda: Obi tries to help him up on the horse but accidentally flips him onto the other side. As Yoda is falling he yells "Not again, Obi you assjack!"Yoda does the course swinging his stick like a lightsaber.

DETOUR

Shipwreck

Bumblebee and Optimus

Scooby and Shaggy

Mark and Roger

Statler and Waldorf

Yoda and Obi-wan

Island

Alf and E.T

Bob and Susan

Hannibal and Jigsaw

Kermit and Miss Piggy

Simba and Nala

SHIPWRECK

Highlights

*Optimus turns into a giant submarine and Bumblebee rolls on playing splish splash I was taking a bath.

*Statler and Waldorf are the first team to find the ship. They are so ecstatic that the sound of Dohohohohoho can be heard over the water drowning out the sounds of Yellow Submarine that are bubbling up from the autobot's sub.

Lowlights

*Yoda and Obi-Wan paddle their boat around looking for the shipwreck. Yoda tells Obi-wan to look over the side and see if that it is there. Obi-wan says he can't see it. Yoda says: More carefully look Obi-wan.As Obi-wan is leaning way out over the edge of the boat Yoda takes his paddle and whacks Obi-wan in the ass sending him flipping out of the boat saying: "Them apples how do you like Obi-wan.A bitch is pay back. In the water you are now so better it will be for you to find the wreck. Hurry before the old guys beat us."

Mark starts singing as Yoda beats Obi "Will I lose my dignity? " to which Roger answers "No one careeeees" Mark: I'm glad you feel that way Roger cause I think swimming will help us find that wreck faster too. And with that Mark tosses Roger in after Obi-wan.

Quotes

Waldorf: Hey Statler, this reminds me of the time we took you to that singles bar.

Statler: Oh, why's that?

Waldorf: Cause we're trying to help you find an old rec again. dohohohohohoho.

Shaggy says "Like zoinks, Scoob like wet dog smells really bad."

Raggy? "Ru rell roo Rike Rag rarpet reheee heee heee hee."

Shaggy: "Hey Ol buddy this reminds me of the time we solved the case of the ghost of the misty Mariner."

ISLAND

Highlights

*Simba and Nala use their excellent tracking skills to hunt down the whereabouts of the island.

*Susans height gives her a birds eye view fo the area again helping her and Bob to quickly find the Island.

*Bob and Susan turn around to help Alf and E.T forming the first race alliance!

Lowlights

*Jigsaw is a mastermind and hacks into google maps on his watch. Hannibal and Jigsaw are so focused on studying their map they don't notice Miss Piggy who flies past on a unicycle snatching their map away from them as payback from having her hair parted by a pointy pointy pointy pointy pointy pointy pointy... (Damn it! Patricks song again) stick.She yells Piggy powerrrrrr!!!!

*Alf and ET both get turned around several times because the each keep turning the map in a different direction when they try to read it.They stumble to a fish and chip shop by accident thinking the map was taking them to a fish and chips shop where they could get some Turkey Sntizle because they were both starting to get hungry again. Bob and Susan are nice enough to give them a hand!

Quotes

Alf to ET: Where's the GPS on this thing?

Jigsaw: "That pilferring Pig! I'll show her what time it!!!"is pointing to his watch.

PIT STOP

Miss Piggy unicycles into to the pit stop with Kermit over her shoulders in a fireman's carry and a map in each hand one hers and Kermits the other belongs to Hannibal and Jigsaw. "Kermit and Miss Piggy, " says Adam, "You're team #1. As the winners of this leg of the race you have won a gourmet restaurant voucher, and a new wardrobe courtesy of Pigs'r'us"Miss Piggy is so excited she accidentally drops Kermit "Oops Kermy are you OK."

2nd to arrive is Bumblebee and Optimus. On hearing they are in 2nd Bumblebee plays the famous Martin Luther King speech, I have a dream! followed by a clip of people clapping and cheering then We are the Champions. Adam asks him if he will ever be on the X factor? Optimus says join us for that next season but for now we've got a race to win! Bullyah!

In 3rd place come Statler and Waldorf. Statler and Waldorf to Adam: "Hey Adam you remind us of a vintage Cheddar cheese."

Adam: Why's that?

Statler and Waldorf: Cuase you've got good taste.

Adam: Why thank you boys

Statler and Waldorf: And a bad smell. Dohohohohohoho.

In 4th place comes Shaggy and Scooby. "Scooby and Shaggy, " says Adam, "you're Team #4!" "Rikes, " says Scooby. "Like we really got to do better ol'buddy ol'pal, " says Shaggy "We still haven't found the Chile they promised us." "Right, " says Scooby "rot ro rind the rot rilli"

Next to arrive is Simba and Nala. They feel good to be in 5th. At the pit stop there is a horse but when the lions see it they turn and run away. The laws in Adam's jungle work a bit different.

In 6th is Bob and Susan who used Susan's giant powers to reach the pit stop in no time.

The 7th team to arrive is Alf and E.T having found the island(not to mention the fish and chip shop) "Alf and E.T you're team #7 and that means you are still in the race!"

8th to arrive is Mark and Roger, Roger coming in looking drenched. "You really do get the short end of the stick, " says Adam. "Shut up, " says Roger "You'll see boy, the throwing of a Mark into a poool that helps us shut him up and not get laiddd...."

Adam is holding a fan and turning to the camera says to the TV audience "Somethings gonna hit this when our 9th team comes in." He hides the fan behind his back as Hannibal and Jigsaw arrive. Hannibal and Jigsaw who vow to get that pig and frog on their barbeque if it's the last thing they ever do.

Last to arrive is Yoda and Obi. On hearing they are the last team to arrive and have been eliminated the camera goes black. All you can hear is the shouts of "Who's your daddy Obi-wan who's your daddy?" and thumping.

Obi-wan: Ow Ow my backsides becoming the dark side stop that Master Yoda.

A message appears on the screen "We at Amazing Race Contest Blog do not condone jedi violence. We do however find it hilarious."

A shot of Yoda beating Obi.

Then nothing as the camera is hit.

Elimination Station: Spongebob and Patrick arrive

The teams are waiting to see who arrives next. Plankton is persuading Burns to buy a chain of Chum Bucket restaurants, Smithers is in the closet and all of them are blocking their ears due to Squidward's clarinet playing. Squidward is sort of happy to see Spongebob and Patrick walk in the door. Patrick offers to sing his song with Squidwards accompaniment. Everyone even Squidward says no!Smithers' muffled voice can be heard saying no from the closet. Patrick is upset so he mopes off opening up the cloest letting Smithers out and going in himself. The closet gives a reading of 99% rainbows and sunshine 1% bad song lyrics

The teams decide who they want to win and lose.

Squidward and Plankton want Hannibal and Jigsaw to win, as they are trying to get on the good side of Mr Burns and Smithers upon finding out they are rich.

Mr Burns and Smithers want Hannibal and Jigsaw to win and don't care who loses.

Spongebob and Patrick: Patrick wants that cool singing car to win and then he starts singing from the closet which causese the machine to issue a warning and go into standby mode shutting down .Spongebob wants krabby patties to win.

The teams wait anxiously at the villa, waiting for the next team to arrive.

Exit interview with Spongebob and Patrick

Where did it all go wrong for you?

Spongebob: Well it all went wrong really once we were in last to the pit stop.

Patrick: Yeah.

Wouldn't you say you were in last before then?

Spongebob: Oh definitely, that four hour penalty really hurt us.

Patrick: Krabby patties.

Do you think you could've eaten that food?

Spongebob: Absolutely not. I am on a strict diet of krabby patties...ahhhh krabby patties.

Patrick: Yup krabby patties for us.

What do you plan to do now the race is over?

Patrick: Go back to living under my rock in bikini bottom.

Spongebob: Make everyone love krabby patties bahahahahahha.Here Adam just try one.