Friday, February 17, 2012

Elimination Station: Kermit and Piggy arrive

Everyone is sitting around blocking their ears to shut out the tootie tootie tootie tootie tootie toot from Squidward's clarinet. Everyone is shocked to see Kermit and piggy arrive on the scene. They tell everyone what happened and how Hannibal and Jigsaw sabotaged them.

"Excellent, " says Mr Burns. Piggy snaps "I'll snap you like a twig old man."

Burns hides behind Smithers.

As Piggy tries to karate chop him, Mr Burns hides in the closet and finds a toy car for children and gets in. Just before he drives out the closet gives a reading of 79 percent blackness 11 percent teddy bears and sunshine and 10 percent Horrible driver. Mr Burns drives the children's car into everyone and yells "Get out of my way, I'm a motorist."

It is total chaos at the elimination station as Piggy chases Burns in his toy car that hits Patrick and Squidward sending them flying into the air. Squidward's clarinet goes flying and bonks Yoda in the head who goes down for the count. Obi-wan is trying to do CPR on Yoda while Kermit and Spongebob try to avoid getting run over.Finally Smithers stands up on a coffee table in the middle of the room and yells STOP! at the top of his lungs. No one has ever heard Smithers raise his voice like that, so everyone stops what they are doing.

Yoda wakes up in time to say: "He has brought balance back to the force that Smithers he has"
Everyone decides on who they want to win and lose the race.

Burns and Smithers back Hannibal and Jigsaw. Burns wants Road Rage to win . Squidward and Plankton want Hannibal and Jigsaw to win. Spongebob and Patrick want Bob and Susan to win. Yoda and Obi want Bob and Susan to win.Kermit and Piggy want the old guys to win so they can move into a retirement home and out of the theatre box.

Kermit and Piggy want Hannibal and Jigsaw out.Burns changes to wanting the autobots to win so there isn't a traffic jam at the elimination station. Yoda and Obi-wan support Kermit and Piggy feeling that the dark side is strong within Hannibal and Jigsaw.Spongebob and and Patrick say why can't we all just get along. Squidward toots his clarinet and Burns toots his horn, drowning out any other responses.

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