Adam: Congratulations Luke and Leia. There were a few times when we thought you would be eliminated but the force was strong within the two of you and you didn't place last. Luke: Well, Adam, we were duped by the dark side this time Adam.
Leia: Yeah but we'll get them back in Return of the Jedi: The Apprentice.
How much time did the wheel of cheese cost you?
Luke: Well, we couldn't figure out why the coffin was so heavy but when we opened it to find a 100 pound wheel of cheese we knew that the wizards must've had a meddling hand in this. By the time everything was done it probably set us back behind the other teams about 45 minutes. We could see Batman and Robin's capes flying ahead of us but we were too far behind to catch up.
How did you know it was the wizards, and not any of the other teams at the coffin detour?
Leia: After what happened to Ross and Rachel, we just knew.
You're sure it wasn't Freddy and Jason?
Luke: Oh no if it was those two, I'm sure the cheese would've been finely sliced.
And what about Barney and Homer? Did you think they could've done it?
Luke: No because they were too busy trying to find the HP Sauce to go with their steaks.
How do you feel about being out of the race?
Luke: Well obviously we're disappointed but on the bright side we have this excellent consolation prize, courtesy of Mr Stevens.
** Stay tuned as Luke and Leia head to the Elimination Station.
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