First up is the DETOUR This leg's Detour was Turtle Toddle or Ox Trot. In Turtle Toddle, teams had to use a banana to lure a 500-pound (230 kg), 100-year-old Aldabra Giant Tortoise across a marked path on a lawn. Once it was across the finish line, teams had to deliver a bunch of bananas to a fruit merchant 1.5 miles (2.4 km) away to receive their next clue. In Ox Trot, teams had to pull a cart to a clearing and load a pile of coconuts into it. Then, after an ox was hitched to their cart, teams had to deliver their coconuts to a fruit merchant to receive their clue. If they forgot or lost any of the coconuts, teams had to retrieve them before being allowed to continue.
Teams doing Turtle Toddle:Adam and Bill
Michael Jaqckson and Whitney
Nappa and Vegeta
Teams doing Ox Trot:
Beastly and No Heart
Dr Evil and Minime
Frank and Rocky
Po and Shifu
TURTLE TODDLE
Highlights
*Whitney and Michael sing to the turtle, while they coax it across with the Banana Boat song by Harry Delafonte.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMigXnXMhQ4
Lowlights
*For Bill and Adam: To save time, and Bill's a slow walker, Adam puts Bill on top of the turtle, but as he's coaxing the turtle with the banana, the turtle stumbles sending Bill flying face-first into the banana. The banana gets stuck in Bill's nostril and Adam has to perform a variation of the Heimlich maneuver, called the Nostril maneuver, jamming a finger into Bill's open nostril, and jumping on Bill's chest. The banana goes flying, hitting Vegeta in the back of the head.
*Vegeta is in such a hurry to finish the race, that he leaves the banana in his hair. Vegeta tries to coax the turtle with the banana. But Nappa keeps asking him, "are we there yet?", "are we there yet?", "are we there yet?" and Vegeta gets so mad, he shoves the banana in Nappa's mouth and picks up Nappa and the turtle and carries them to the end of the detour, all the while Nappa can be heard saying, with the banana in his mouth(muffled), "are we there yet?", "ar re ere yet?"
Quotes
*Adam to Bill: "Wow, I should be a Nostril surgeon."
Bill: Ah Adam, I don't think they exist.
Adam: They do now.
*Michael and Whitney together, "dayooo, dayoooooo"
*Nappa says to Vegeta, "hey Vegeta. I like the way that banana parted your hair Vegeta. It's a real banana split."
OX TROT
Highlights
*Shifu is loading the cart with the coconuts and notices that they are exceptionally light. He turns to see Po biting the top of the coconuts and sucking all the milk out of them. The lightweight coconuts help them to finish the detour first. Po has to stop and pee every few minutes because of all the coconut milk but they still reach the fruit merchant first.
Lowlights
*Frank and Rocky get held up, because Frank keeps insisting on trying to make coconut bras while Rocky keeps singing to Frank, "you've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"
*Dr Evil and Minime make a ramp so that Minime can put the coconuts into the cart. But Beastly sabotages it, by turning the ramp into a see-saw, and dropping a rock on one end of it, launching Minime into the air. Beastly catches him in the potato sack and hangs him in a tree. Dr Evil doesn't notice, because he has his back turned, picking up coconuts. Dr Evil can't find Minime, so he starts taking the cart without him, but them finds him hanging in a sack in a tree, and says "what are you doing hanging around? We gotta win this race."
*While Beastly has been sabotaging Dr Evil and Minime, No Heart has been doing all the work, loading the cart with coconuts and now he;s hot, sweaty and irritated. Beastly finally shows up and No Heart picks him up and throws him into the cart which causes an avalanche of coconuts and Beastly and the coconuts go rolling off screen.
Quotes
Dr Evil: Can I just get a freaking evil assistant to help me move these coconuts? Someone throw me a freaking bone here.
*Beastly: It's time to sideline the competition.
*Frank and Rocky see Beastly roll past and sing, "Rolling, he's rolling down the coconut river."
*No Heart: Beastlyyyyyyy if you don't get back here, you'll be made into a coconut cream pie!!
Beastly: But n-n-n-n-o heart I don't want to be in a coconut pie.
In the leg's Roadblock, one team member had to dive into the ocean to retrieve one of seven bottles tied to a platform in the water.
Bill: Adam has such poor directional skills, that he keeps yelling Bill go left, no your other left. Bill has to stop and take frequent breaks cause water keeps going in his nostril after the banana incident. Every time he comes up, he's blowing water like a whale's blow horn which is kind of fun, so Adam has to keep reminding him to get the bottle and stop fooling around.
No Heart: No Heart turns into a sword fish and dives down to get the bottle, but when he comes back up, he looks a bit like the poster from the movie JAWS.
Minime: Dr Evil just throws Minime down but he keeps floating back up. Dr Evil grabs him and gives him a huge squeeze. Minime gives a huge belch, and the next time he sinks and is able to grab one of the bottles and bring it back.
Frank and Rocky get into an argumen over who does this one, because Frank doesn't want to get his hair wet.
Rocky: Rocky just does it, but before he dives in, he lifts off Frank's coconut shell bra and uses the hollow coconuts to help hm swim faster.
Vegeta: Vegeta picks this roadblock, so that he can wash the banana out of his hair, but when he dives in the water, the scent of banana attracts a sea of school turtles, and he has to wrestle his way through them to get the next clue.
Whitney: She dives down, and grabs the clue while Michael Jackson tells her before she leaves, "just remember the Banana Boat song." and he sings it from above.
Po: Po runs and jumps in, doing a huge cannonball which splashes everybody The camera crew run away screaming, "Tsunami." Shifu says, "it's not a tsunami you idiots, it's Po."
PIT STOP
Po and Shifu come running across the checkin mat, bowling over Bert and Ernie, it seems like they are being chased by a homocidal machete waving fruit merchant, who has just discovered that all the coconuts have had their milk sucked out, leaving him a cart of hollow coconuts. They run off screen with Ernie calling after them, "Hey Po and Shifu you guys are team number one! Hey Bert you think they got the point?"
Beastly and No Heart come charging up, with No Heart the sharp nose of the sword fish, poking Beastly in the butt, pulling into second place. "Beastly and No Heart," says Ernie, "you guys are team number two. And that means you are still in the race."
Michael Jackson and Whitney moonwalk into 3rd place, singing the Banana Boat song with an army of turtles behind them.
Nappa and Vegeta go into 4th place, but as they are standing on the checkin mat, shaking Bert and Ernie's hand, Po and Shifu come running back in, and cause a huge collision. The last in the pileup is the angry fruit merchant. Ernie goes to give him a hand and accidentally pulls off his hat, revealing...that the fruit merchant is Darth Vader, who is angry about being eliminated to early last season. Ernie says, "well, don't worry Darth Vader. As a parting gift for you, we have a lovely bunch of coconuts and don't feel bad about losing. You can always try out for Amazing Race Canada." Po and Shifu collect their prize of a fruit orchard, and a lifetime supply of coconut and baanan cream pie Plus a year time's suscription to Jenny Craig." To which Shifu, "I'll give my subscription to Po, so he can be in it for two years."
Dramatic 3-way foot race between Adam and Bill, Dr Evil and Minime and Frank and Rocky. While the Chariots of Fire theme music plays.
Beastly attaches a hook to the back of Dr Evil's pants, so every time he tries to move forward, he goes back, until he goes flying back so far that he falls into Frank and Rocky, who also fall over .
Adam and Bill slide into 5th because they weren't part of the sabotage, then go to eat some coconut cream pie.
Dr Evil and Minime: Minime chews through the rope holding Dr Evil and they race into 6th place, while Dr Evil points to Beastly and mouths, "I'll get you." leaving a dramatic rivalry for the next leg of the race.
Frank and Rocky come in last, and Bert steps up saying, "Frank and Rocky. You are the last team to arrive and I am sorry to tell you, that does mean you've been eliminated from the race." Frank starts singing, "I'm going home."
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