Friday, August 17, 2012

Amazing Race Season 3: Episode 4 recap

Firstup is an Intersection
At the Intersection, teams had to join with one other team to complete tasks and make decisions together until further notice. In this special Roadblock, one team member from each of the intersected teams had to take the S-Bahn bungee jump Crane (machine).

  Teams working together
Beastly and No Heart with Gru and Vector:Beastly and Gru are jumping.

 Applejack and Big Mac and Po and Shifu: Applejack and Shifu are jumping.

 Adam and Bill and Ghost Nappa and Vegeta: Adam and Vegeta are jumping.

  Miley and Billy Ray and Dr Evil and Minime: Billy Ray and Minime.

 Frankenfurter and Rocky and Michael Jackson and Whitney's ghosts Frankenfurter and Whitney.

 Beastly and Gru: Beastly cuts Gru's bungee cord and Gru says "
Beastly do you know anything about safety?" "Sure I know all about safety..." right as Gru falls to the ground..."What is it?"

 Applejack and Shifu They bounce like crazy for an extra ten minutes. Shifu uses Po's stomach as a trampoline.

  Adam and Vegeta: Adam is too scared to jump, so Vegeta pushes him over the edge.

  Billy Ray and MinimeThey jump off and Minime flies out of his harness but luckily for him he is saved by Billy Ray's mullet.

 Frankenfurter and Whitney: They jump off but somehow at the end of the jump they sonehow switch outfits.

  DETOUR The Detour for this Leg was a choice between Soccer or Sauerkraut. In Soccer, teams made their way to Adolf-Jäger-Kampfbahn Stadium and had to successfully kick a ball from the penalty mark (12 yd/11 m) through 5 targets located in the goal to receive their next clue. In Sauerkraut, teams had to travel to a restaurant called Alt Hamburger Bürgerhaus and eat a plate of sauerkraut while a band played a song called the "Sauerkraut Polka". Teams had to finish the plate before the end of the song in order to receive their clue. If the song ended first, they had to start over with a new plate of sauerkraut.

 SOCCER
Highlights: *With 8 powerful pony legs Applejack and big Mac had no problem with this, kicking the ball like they just came off of the world cup field.
*Frankenfurter also showed off his legs and his soccer skills running around in skimpy soccer shorts and high heeled soccer cleats.
Minime also did fantastically good, running underneith and between the legs of the ponies and Frankenfurter like a little mini machine.

Low lights:
*Nappa kicked the ball so hard that it hit Beastly carrying him through the goal posts.
Quotes: No heart: Beastly! Get back here! Nappa: Hey Vegeta, look at me, I'm a balla! Minime: Wheeeeee  

 Sauerkraut

While a band played a song called the "Sauerkraut Polka". Teams had to finish the plate before the end of the song in order to receive their clue. If the song ended first, they had to start over with a new plate of sauerkraut.

Highlights:
Bill and Adam love burgers so after choking down some sauerkraut they danced the polka with their empty plates on their heads, ordered some burgers and headed for the pit stop.

Gru and Vector used the shrink ray on the plate of sauerkraut, shrinking it then downing it.

Lowlights:
Po couldn't wait to get into the sauerkraut. Unfortunately it turned him into a panda powder keg of gas! Po's gas bubble burst blasting him and his chair right out of the area. The force of the blast so strong it made Billy Ray's mullet stand up straight.

A hazard team came in and covered the detour is yellow caution tape.

Quotes:
MJ and Whtney: If we weren't dead we'd both be dying right now.
Po (After stomach starts to gurgle): Uh oh... Boom!
The Polka Band: And we call this number the I choka on Panda Smoka Polka. (they pass out just before they can start playing the song)

PIT STOP

First to arrive is Po and Shifu, who departed the detour in fart style. "Po and Shifu, " says Ernie as they breeze past, "you're team number one and that means you are in fart..I mean first place. As the winners of this leg of the race, you have won a gas cooker courtesy of the New Zealand gas company. Ernie turns to Bert and says "hey wait a minute, you're not Bert...your skins turned all green! Bert you're not Bert!" The MBB come and take Bert away strapping an oxygen mask to his face. 

  Second to arrive in a cloud of gas is  Applejack and Big Mac "Applejack and Big Mac, you're team #2! "says Ernie, "you may want to take some time like the rest of us to catch your breath."

 Third to arrive is Ghost Nappa and Vegeta. Nappa and Vegeta come into the pit stop. Nappa had far too much red bull because he thought it would give him wings so he mistakes Ernie for a Pokemon and tries to catch him. Vegeta tells him, "you have to damage it first, " but lets it go after Ernie tells them they are in 3rd place and still in the race.

 Fourth to arrive, ready to rescue Ernie is Adam and Bill. "Adam and Bill, "says Ernie, "you are team #4 and are still in the race." In the words of Homer Simpson they say wooohooooo and go to get a Duff beer.

 In 5th place, still struggling along from the sauerkraut detour is Michael and Whitney's ghosts, Whitney starts singing, "why didn't we have it all ?" and Michael Jackson replies, "the smell is bad, bad, you know it's bad bad bad."

In 6th place is Gru and Vector who seem glad to still be in the race.

 In 7th place is Dr Evil and Minime 

In 8th place is Beastly and No Heart.

In 9th place is Frankenfurter and Rocky who sing about it.

In last place is Miley and Billy Ray.
"Miley and Billy Ray," Ernie says, "you are the last team to arrive. I am sorry to tell you that does mean you have been eliminated from the race."
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