Thursday, November 3, 2011

Elimination Station: Daphnne and Velma arrive

Jeremy Kyle and Oprah, Luke and Leia and Rachel and Ross are waiting for the next team to arrive. Luke and Leia and Rachel and Ross have been under an extensive interviewing process while Ross is still whining about how much it sucks to be a hoover. They wait to see who the next team will be and are surprised when Daphnne and Velma show up.

"Was it the wizards?" says Ross.

Daphnne explains the sticky situation they were in and how they got weaseled by the wizards. They go on to explain that almost all the teams have been sabotaged by the wizards and received no penalty. To which Oprah and Jeremy Kyle look at each other, wink and say "ratings week". Leia says to Daphnne "Girlfriend, in spite of everything, that is one fine hairdo you have. And I'm Princess Leia and I know fine hairdos".

Jeremy Kyle wants Freddy and Jason to win as he thinks they still have the edge. Oprah is still cheering for her bookclub fans Ernie and Bert. Rachel and Ross are cheering for the ponies since friendship is magic. Luke and Leia hope that the force will remain with Han and Chewy and that Chewy will not eat anymore cheese. Daphnne and Velma hope that the teams who helped them with the detour will stay in the race and beat those weaselly wizards.

All teams agree that the wizards should be eliminated next for extreme amounts of sabotage.

Daphnne and Velma bust out the scooby snacks and share them with the others.


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