Elimination Station #6

The teams are drinking Duff Beer and eating Scooby snacks while they wait for the next team to arrive.

They are all shocked when the wizards walk through the door. Ross immediately yells at them that it really sucked to be a hoover and the other teams boo the wizards until they make donuts appear and a giant game of Tetris which causes everybody to calm down and realise that it is a good thing, because the wizards haven't won the race.

Jeremy Kyle supports Freddy and Jason still because he tells the wizards they did a good job of keeping the ratings up but he still supports the killer team.

Oprah still supports Bert and Ernie and wants to get the rights to the film version of Ernie and Bert race to the finish line.

Rachel and Ross are still voting for the ponies since friendship is magic.

Daphnne and Velma hope Hermione and Luna can win the race.

Batman and Robin support the hobbits because they were always friendly to them and never sabotaged anyone.

Luke and Leia want the force to be with Chewy and Han.

Homer and Barney don't care. 'Pass the donuts. Are we still racing?'

Gandalf and Saruman want Leonard and Sheldon to win and Saruman confesses that he cast a spell on Gandalf to make him do evil things and the spell has worn off. Jeremy Kyle offers to have them on the show to talk about it.

Homer and Barney ask in Russian "Are we still racing?"

Most of the teams want Freddy and Jason to lose but are too afraid to say.

Elimination Station #5

All the teams are waiting for the next team to arrive. They have no idea that it was a double elimination.

Everyone is surprised to see Batman and Robin AND Homer and Barney come into the villa and want to know what happened. Batman and Robin explain how the wizards continued to sabotage them throughout the race and they were glad to do a different detour from the wizards. But both teams admit that it was their own human error and human need that caused them to lose this last leg of the race.

Jeremy Kyle wants Freddy and Jason to win. He is also fond of the wizard team because they make for excellent t.v. Oprah hopes that Bert and Ernie will do well as she wants them to sign her next book.

Rachel and Ross want the ponies to win. Since Friendship is Magic x2.

Luke and Leia hope the force will remain with Han Solo and Chewy. Leia is also fond of the hobbits because she thinks they're cute.

Daphnne and Velma bust out the scooby snacks and hope that Hermione and Luna will win because they're one of the last girl teams in the race.

Batman and Robin want anyone but the wizards to win. Barney and Homer are too drunk to comment.

Barney and Homer bust out the Duff beer case and start passing them around. Everybody gets drunk and starts dancing.

Elimination Station: Daphnne and Velma arrive

Jeremy Kyle and Oprah, Luke and Leia and Rachel and Ross are waiting for the next team to arrive. Luke and Leia and Rachel and Ross have been under an extensive interviewing process while Ross is still whining about how much it sucks to be a hoover. They wait to see who the next team will be and are surprised when Daphnne and Velma show up.

"Was it the wizards?" says Ross.

Daphnne explains the sticky situation they were in and how they got weaseled by the wizards. They go on to explain that almost all the teams have been sabotaged by the wizards and received no penalty. To which Oprah and Jeremy Kyle look at each other, wink and say "ratings week". Leia says to Daphnne "Girlfriend, in spite of everything, that is one fine hairdo you have. And I'm Princess Leia and I know fine hairdos".

Jeremy Kyle wants Freddy and Jason to win as he thinks they still have the edge. Oprah is still cheering for her bookclub fans Ernie and Bert. Rachel and Ross are cheering for the ponies since friendship is magic. Luke and Leia hope that the force will remain with Han and Chewy and that Chewy will not eat anymore cheese. Daphnne and Velma hope that the teams who helped them with the detour will stay in the race and beat those weaselly wizards.

All teams agree that the wizards should be eliminated next for extreme amounts of sabotage.

Daphnne and Velma bust out the scooby snacks and share them with the others.

Elimination Station #3 Luke and Leia arrive

Jeremy Kyle and Oprah and Rachel and Ross are waiting for the next team to arrive. Oprah and Jeremy Kyle got excellent interview material from Ross after his pogo stick incident. They wait to see who will come and are not all that surprised to see Luke and Leia.

"What happened to guys?" asks Oprah.

Luke and Leia explain that they were sabotaged by the wizards and that they put some junk in their trunk i.e a cheese wheel in their coffin. They go onto explain that the wizards all sabotaged Batman and Robin and sort of the hobbits.

"What?" says Ross "Those ruthless racers, they've done it again."

Jeremy Kyle wants Freddy and Jason to win still. Oprah hopes Ernie and Bert will make her book clubs proud and come in first. Rachel and Ross want Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash to win since friendship is magic. Luke is loyal to Han and Chewbacca and wants them to win. Leia also wants the force to be with Han and Chewy but she is also hopeful for the hobbits because she thinks they're cute and they remind her of Ewoks.

All unanimously agree that Gandalf and Saruman should be next out. Then they all sit around a feast of penne all'arribiata. Yum!

Elimination Station #2 Ross and Rachel arrive

Jeremy Kyle and Oprah sit outside sipping cocktails, waiting for the next eliminated team to arrive. They are frustrated with each other as they have interviewed each other multiple times. They hear a taxi. They decide to wait to see who comes through the door. And are surprised to see Ross and Rachel.

As Jeremy Kyle and Oprah thought that Luke and Leia would be eliminated next, they are surprised to see Ross and Rachel and ask them what happened.

"Well Jeremy Kyle and Oprah,"says Rachel."You aren't going to believe those shady sorcerers. They really were our biggest downfall."

"Yeah,"says Ross, "they're ruthless racers. They make Freddy and Jason look like choir boys. I know I ticked them off when I crashed into them but their use of magic to get back at us was excessive and Rachel and I are glad to see that they got a penalty for that."

Rachel and Ross hope that the force will remain with Luke and Leia so that the wizards are out of the race. They want Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash to do well because they think friendship really is magic, better than shady sorcerer magic anyway.

Oprah would like to see Bert and Ernie win because Bert is a member of her Book of the Month Club and Ernie is a member of her children's book of the month club.

Jeremy Kyle wants Freddy and Jason to win because he thinks they are all misunderstood. "And Oprah and I don't want competition from another more bloody kind of elimination station"

Elimination Interview with Jeremy Kyle and Oprah

We're here with eliminated team Jeremy Kyle and Oprah to ask them some questions.

How do you feel about being the first team out of the race?

Jeremy Kyle:Well it's disappointing but we got some new material for the next Jeremy Kyle show.

Oprah: Well you know Adam I own the network. I'll be back on again next week.

Who did you think would be the first team out?

Jeremy Kyle: Anybody but us!

Oprah: When we saw Luke and Leia go off course looking for some guy named Yoda we felt for sure we'd beat them.

Where do you think it all went wrong for you?

Jeremy Kyle: I think it started with the fans.

Oprah: I guess we shouldn't have stopped to sign all those autographs but how could I disappoint my fans? They all love me.

When will fans be able to see the teams on the Jeremy Kyle show?

Jeremy Kyle: We're hoping to air it next week.

Oprah: And don't forget those cheese wheels under your chair if you're in the studio.