Elimination Station #3 Luke and Leia arrive

Jeremy Kyle and Oprah and Rachel and Ross are waiting for the next team to arrive. Oprah and Jeremy Kyle got excellent interview material from Ross after his pogo stick incident. They wait to see who will come and are not all that surprised to see Luke and Leia.

"What happened to guys?" asks Oprah.

Luke and Leia explain that they were sabotaged by the wizards and that they put some junk in their trunk i.e a cheese wheel in their coffin. They go onto explain that the wizards all sabotaged Batman and Robin and sort of the hobbits.

"What?" says Ross "Those ruthless racers, they've done it again."

Jeremy Kyle wants Freddy and Jason to win still. Oprah hopes Ernie and Bert will make her book clubs proud and come in first. Rachel and Ross want Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash to win since friendship is magic. Luke is loyal to Han and Chewbacca and wants them to win. Leia also wants the force to be with Han and Chewy but she is also hopeful for the hobbits because she thinks they're cute and they remind her of Ewoks.

All unanimously agree that Gandalf and Saruman should be next out. Then they all sit around a feast of penne all'arribiata. Yum!

Elimination Station #2 Ross and Rachel arrive

Jeremy Kyle and Oprah sit outside sipping cocktails, waiting for the next eliminated team to arrive. They are frustrated with each other as they have interviewed each other multiple times. They hear a taxi. They decide to wait to see who comes through the door. And are surprised to see Ross and Rachel.

As Jeremy Kyle and Oprah thought that Luke and Leia would be eliminated next, they are surprised to see Ross and Rachel and ask them what happened.

"Well Jeremy Kyle and Oprah,"says Rachel."You aren't going to believe those shady sorcerers. They really were our biggest downfall."

"Yeah,"says Ross, "they're ruthless racers. They make Freddy and Jason look like choir boys. I know I ticked them off when I crashed into them but their use of magic to get back at us was excessive and Rachel and I are glad to see that they got a penalty for that."

Rachel and Ross hope that the force will remain with Luke and Leia so that the wizards are out of the race. They want Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash to do well because they think friendship really is magic, better than shady sorcerer magic anyway.

Oprah would like to see Bert and Ernie win because Bert is a member of her Book of the Month Club and Ernie is a member of her children's book of the month club.

Jeremy Kyle wants Freddy and Jason to win because he thinks they are all misunderstood. "And Oprah and I don't want competition from another more bloody kind of elimination station"

Elimination Interview with Ross and Rachel

We're here with Ross and Rachel whose hoover encounter cost them the race.

How do you feel about being eliminated?

Ross: Well it could've been worse, we could've been eliminated by Freddy and Jason.

How much time did the pogo stick situation cost you?

Rachel: It cost us about 15 minutes and that was just enough time for the wizards to push us out of the race.

How do you feel about what Gandalf and Saruman did?

Rachel: Obviously, we're not happy, well duh, they cost us the race.

Ross: It's lousy my back hurts from all the pogo hopping we did, Rachel, you really need to lose some weight.

Rachel: Ross!(smack)

**Stay tuned as Rachel and Ross go to the villa.