Showing posts with label daphnne and velma. Show all posts
Showing posts with label daphnne and velma. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Elimination Station #6

The teams are drinking Duff Beer and eating Scooby snacks while they wait for the next team to arrive.

They are all shocked when the wizards walk through the door. Ross immediately yells at them that it really sucked to be a hoover and the other teams boo the wizards until they make donuts appear and a giant game of Tetris which causes everybody to calm down and realise that it is a good thing, because the wizards haven't won the race.

Jeremy Kyle supports Freddy and Jason still because he tells the wizards they did a good job of keeping the ratings up but he still supports the killer team.

Oprah still supports Bert and Ernie and wants to get the rights to the film version of Ernie and Bert race to the finish line.

Rachel and Ross are still voting for the ponies since friendship is magic.

Daphnne and Velma hope Hermione and Luna can win the race.

Batman and Robin support the hobbits because they were always friendly to them and never sabotaged anyone.

Luke and Leia want the force to be with Chewy and Han.

Homer and Barney don't care. 'Pass the donuts. Are we still racing?'

Gandalf and Saruman want Leonard and Sheldon to win and Saruman confesses that he cast a spell on Gandalf to make him do evil things and the spell has worn off. Jeremy Kyle offers to have them on the show to talk about it.

Homer and Barney ask in Russian "Are we still racing?"
Most of the teams want Freddy and Jason to lose but are too afraid to say.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Elimination Station: Daphnne and Velma arrive

Jeremy Kyle and Oprah, Luke and Leia and Rachel and Ross are waiting for the next team to arrive. Luke and Leia and Rachel and Ross have been under an extensive interviewing process while Ross is still whining about how much it sucks to be a hoover. They wait to see who the next team will be and are surprised when Daphnne and Velma show up.

"Was it the wizards?" says Ross.

Daphnne explains the sticky situation they were in and how they got weaseled by the wizards. They go on to explain that almost all the teams have been sabotaged by the wizards and received no penalty. To which Oprah and Jeremy Kyle look at each other, wink and say "ratings week". Leia says to Daphnne "Girlfriend, in spite of everything, that is one fine hairdo you have. And I'm Princess Leia and I know fine hairdos".

Jeremy Kyle wants Freddy and Jason to win as he thinks they still have the edge. Oprah is still cheering for her bookclub fans Ernie and Bert. Rachel and Ross are cheering for the ponies since friendship is magic. Luke and Leia hope that the force will remain with Han and Chewy and that Chewy will not eat anymore cheese. Daphnne and Velma hope that the teams who helped them with the detour will stay in the race and beat those weaselly wizards.

All teams agree that the wizards should be eliminated next for extreme amounts of sabotage.

Daphnne and Velma bust out the scooby snacks and share them with the others.


Exit interview with Daphnne and Velma

Where do you think things went wrong?

Daphnne: This was a tough leg of the race for us. The jenga incident set us back and threw our rhythm off.

Velma: And then we had that sticky situation with the gum.

How long did the gum incident set you back?

Velma: An hour. She wouldn't leave the mirror.

Daphnne: Almost as it takes me to do my hair every morning.

What do you think about the wizard team?

Velma: There's something fishy about those two.

Daphnne: And I bet they're behind each sabotage.

How do you feel about being out of the race?

Daphnne: It's a mystery to us.