Elimination Station: Simba and Nala arrive

Simba and Nala arrive to the party at the elimination station.Things seem rather quiet as everyone is playing an intense game of go fish.Obi-wan who is easily distracted looks up and says: Oh look at the kitties. While he isn't looking Yoda swipes some of his cards and wins the game.The teams want to know what happened. Simba tells them about his disastrous driving so Mr Burns offers to teach him in the toy car. Simba and Mr Burns go whizzing off yelling "outta the way, we're motorists."

Simba and Nala want Statler and Waldorf to win and hope that one of their prizes might be some padded bike shorts for their bony butts. Hannibal wants chilean toes to win. Jigsaw, Mr Burns, Smithers, Squidward and Plankton don't really care who wins. Spongebob and Patrick want Bob and Susan to win and Yoda and Obi are rooting for Alf and E.T.

When asked to comment on losing, all the teams were too busy running away from the toy care as it span out of control. They all agreed that road rage should lose.

Elimination Station: Kermit and Piggy arrive

Everyone is sitting around blocking their ears to shut out the tootie tootie tootie tootie tootie toot from Squidward's clarinet. Everyone is shocked to see Kermit and piggy arrive on the scene. They tell everyone what happened and how Hannibal and Jigsaw sabotaged them.

"Excellent, " says Mr Burns. Piggy snaps "I'll snap you like a twig old man."

Burns hides behind Smithers.

As Piggy tries to karate chop him, Mr Burns hides in the closet and finds a toy car for children and gets in. Just before he drives out the closet gives a reading of 79 percent blackness 11 percent teddy bears and sunshine and 10 percent Horrible driver. Mr Burns drives the children's car into everyone and yells "Get out of my way, I'm a motorist."

It is total chaos at the elimination station as Piggy chases Burns in his toy car that hits Patrick and Squidward sending them flying into the air. Squidward's clarinet goes flying and bonks Yoda in the head who goes down for the count. Obi-wan is trying to do CPR on Yoda while Kermit and Spongebob try to avoid getting run over.Finally Smithers stands up on a coffee table in the middle of the room and yells STOP! at the top of his lungs. No one has ever heard Smithers raise his voice like that, so everyone stops what they are doing.

Yoda wakes up in time to say: "He has brought balance back to the force that Smithers he has"

Everyone decides on who they want to win and lose the race.

Burns and Smithers back Hannibal and Jigsaw. Burns wants Road Rage to win . Squidward and Plankton want Hannibal and Jigsaw to win. Spongebob and Patrick want Bob and Susan to win. Yoda and Obi want Bob and Susan to win.Kermit and Piggy want the old guys to win so they can move into a retirement home and out of the theatre box.

Kermit and Piggy want Hannibal and Jigsaw out.Burns changes to wanting the autobots to win so there isn't a traffic jam at the elimination station. Yoda and Obi-wan support Kermit and Piggy feeling that the dark side is strong within Hannibal and Jigsaw.Spongebob and and Patrick say why can't we all just get along. Squidward toots his clarinet and Burns toots his horn, drowning out any other responses.

Elimination Station: Spongebob and Patrick arrive

The teams are waiting to see who arrives next. Plankton is persuading Burns to buy a chain of Chum Bucket restaurants, Smithers is in the closet and all of them are blocking their ears due to Squidward's clarinet playing. Squidward is sort of happy to see Spongebob and Patrick walk in the door. Patrick offers to sing his song with Squidwards accompaniment. Everyone even Squidward says no!Smithers' muffled voice can be heard saying no from the closet. Patrick is upset so he mopes off opening up the cloest letting Smithers out and going in himself. The closet gives a reading of 99% rainbows and sunshine 1% bad song lyrics

The teams decide who they want to win and lose.

Squidward and Plankton want Hannibal and Jigsaw to win, as they are trying to get on the good side of Mr Burns and Smithers upon finding out they are rich.

Mr Burns and Smithers want Hannibal and Jigsaw to win and don't care who loses.

Spongebob and Patrick: Patrick wants that cool singing car to win and then he starts singing from the closet which causese the machine to issue a warning and go into standby mode shutting down .Spongebob wants krabby patties to win.

The teams wait anxiously at the villa, waiting for the next team to arrive.

Elimination Station: Mr Burns and Smithers arrive

Burns: "What is the terrible noise Smithers? Is the fire alarm going off?"

Smithers: No sir it's that squid playing the clarinet sir.

Burns: "Smithers see if you can find me a seltzer I'm parched from all that racing today."

Smithers accidently walks into the closet where Plankton was.

Plankton comes out of the closet closing the door on Smithers who is now trapped in the closet.

Plankton starts talking with Burns and recognizing that they are both evil geniuses Plankton tries to convince Burns to open a chain of Chum Bucket restaurants in Chile.

Smithers wants being out of the closet to win. The closet, which is also the analysis machine gives the following reading:91 percent hard work and determination. 9 percent rainbows and show tunes.

Mr Burns wants Bob and Susan to win. Burns: "Well I like that team with the doctor and the carpenter.I hope they win!...What are they called... Hanna montana and arkensaw?

Smithers from the closet: Hannibal and Jigsaw Sir.

Burns Excellent Smithers! Yes that's the team for us!!!!

Squidward and Plankton want anyone except Spongebob and Patrick to win. Burns wants Chilean road crews to lose. Or to at least follow proper safety procedeures and make sure all man hole covers are properly closed.

Elimination Station: Squidward and Plankton arrive

Plankton and Squidward arrive at the villa.

Squidward: "Hmmm maybe being out early isn't so bad" As he makes himself comfortable in the villa.

Plankton tries to get the secret ingredient out of Squidward. Both of them want Mr Burns and Smithers to win and Spongebob and Patrick to lose.

Squidward starts playing his clarinet. He plays a sad song to help ease his pain at losing. The mediocre playing drives Plankton nuts so he jumps in a closet to get away from the noise. The closet turns out to be an analysis machine which gives a reading of: 1 percent evil 99 percent hot gas!

Exit interview: Squidward and Plankton

How does it feel to be the first team out?

Plankton: Well if it wasn't for Patrick's singing that sounded like a drowning cat we'd still be in this race.

Squidward: Yeah my ears still hurt.

Where do you think things went wrong for you?

Plankton: If it wasn't for that porus little freak and his dimwhitted tone deaf friend we'd still be in this race.