You've got a bit of a reputation for being bad boys among our other contestants. Gandalf and Saruman sing: Bad boys, bad boys what you going to do when they come for you.
What do you have to say about your antics on the race?
Saruman: Well we set out to win this race, at any cost. Even if that meant racing ruthlessly.
Where did the race leg go wrong for you?
Gandalf: It started with the camel dung. And it's all in the footwear. Next time we're going after a Nike sponsorship.
Saruman: Yeah and it didn't help that we got U-turned and backstabbed.
Why do you think Freddy and Jason u-turned you?
Saruman: They thought we were a threat.
Gandalf: Yeah.
Where did you learn how to run the race?
Saruman: We learned from our coach, Richard Hatch.
Gandalf: Yeah he taught us everything we know.
Sorry? Richard Hatch?
Saruman: The evil genius from such shows as Survivor and Celebrity Apprentice.
Why did you turn Adam's head into a tetris game?
Saruman: We saw a funny show on TV called Fast and Loose that inspired us. That and Adam's jaw actually is a perfect square.
The wizards finish their interview early to go to the elimination station.
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