"Yes Patrick, " says Yoda, "I'm a green fucking dinosaur."
Patrick: "Oooo wweeeee cooool can I ride you?"
Squidward starts up another song on his clarinet and this sends Yoda over the edge
Yoda: "No more of this I can take."
Yoda heads for the first door he sees and lets Smithers out of the closet going in after him.The closet gives a reading "100000% jedi master, 500% Yoshi and 100% green.
Squidward and Plankton and Mr Burns and Smithers want Hannibal and Jigsaw to win. Spongebob and Patrick want Bob and Susan to win. And Yoda and Obi-wan want Alf and E.T to win.
Nobody cares who loses as they are too busy eating penne al'aribiata thanks to the deathstar canteen.
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